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Old 24 April 2007, 11:50 AM
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The Sun Online - News: Docs fight to save man's *****

Oh My God!
Old 24 April 2007, 11:54 AM
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Headline should've been "Pole cuts own Pole"

Seriously though HOW FECKED UP is that!!
Old 24 April 2007, 11:56 AM
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Love then Sun

"He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming."

Or is the BBC correct?

BBC NEWS | England | London | Man cuts off ***** in restaurant

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."
Old 24 April 2007, 11:59 AM
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lol I was only reading this half hour ago on the BBC site. 2 completely different stories

Bit twisted if you ask me. what must be going through some peoples minds
Old 24 April 2007, 12:16 PM
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I blame global warming and CO2 emmisions... I bet this fella wasnt carbon neutral before... He's hardon neutered now... Silly language barrier...
Old 24 April 2007, 12:18 PM
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Did he leave a tip?
Old 24 April 2007, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Did he leave a tip?
Yep, tip AND some of the SHAFT

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Old 24 April 2007, 12:24 PM
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Can anybody guess what Zizzi is slang in French for? FMPSL
Old 24 April 2007, 12:35 PM
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There are several cases each year in the Phillipines where women chop off their bed-hopping hubbies' ***** in their sleep. Happily, most of the severed members are recovered. One girl drove off, pulled over in a layby then tied it to a helium balloon so he couldn't get it back !
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