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Old 26 April 2007, 09:17 PM
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Default Excuses for being horribly drunk needed....

Here's the sit. Hubby at night classes studying hard. Me, good wife at home waiting patiently for his return. Except I'm absolutely battered and listening (and worse singing along to) Howard Jones VERY loudly.

Plausible excuses needed.

(It'staking me ages to trype one post.....beware the evils of drink....)
Old 26 April 2007, 09:20 PM
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I've been so busy at work today, I had no time to eat. Came home and poured myself one glass of wine. I think it has gone straight to my head, sorry dear
Old 26 April 2007, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
I've been so busy at work today, I had no time to eat. Came home and poured myself one glass of wine. I think it has gone straight to my head, sorry dear


You've done this before, haven't you...?

Old 26 April 2007, 09:25 PM
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I think "I'm me!" would be an acceptable excuse Or you could simply point to your username with a silly grin on your face.
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Sure have
And you have just reminded me to pour myself a glass, Cheers
Old 26 April 2007, 09:29 PM
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"But it was half price in Sainsbury's" was my first excuse....

To be fair he's been married to me for long enough to not be too surprised....in theory.....


Old 26 April 2007, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Markus
I think "I'm me!" would be an acceptable excuse Or you could simply point to your username with a silly grin on your face.

MARKUS - YOU GREAT HUNK OF GORGEOUSNESS YOU!!!!

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN!!!!!

You're lovely you are! You were there when we met!

I lvoe you - but of course I love him more!

Remember the wild horses?!

(And the suer name is partly your faulty anyway!)

Old 26 April 2007, 09:33 PM
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D'ya ALWAYS get flirty when youve had a drink

Old 26 April 2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by hectic
D'ya ALWAYS get flirty when youve had a drink

Not always (are you cute?)

Me and Markus go WAAAAAAAAAY back - amnd I haven't seen him for SOOOOO long!!!
Old 26 April 2007, 09:45 PM
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Tell him someone spiked your cup of tea with vodka (just don't tell him your the one that did it)
Old 26 April 2007, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Tell him someone spiked your cup of tea with vodka (just don't tell him your the one that did it)
The lack of Vodka and the 2 empty bnottles of cheap fizz may givv my game away....

"no one ever is to blame....."

Good old Howard....

Old 26 April 2007, 09:49 PM
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Just jump him when he walks in, give him a BJ and he wont care
Old 26 April 2007, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Not always (are you cute?)

Me and Markus go WAAAAAAAAAY back - amnd I haven't seen him for SOOOOO long!!!
Cute ? nope.. more your 'thug look'...
Old 26 April 2007, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Simon C
Just jump him when he walks in, give him a BJ and he wont care
Good plan Batman.....could you hate a wife that got sh1yfaced whilst you wre out but tended to your every need once you were home....?
Old 26 April 2007, 09:54 PM
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Oh bollox - musy have clicked on something - now all his tool bars have vanished....

How do i get them back...?
Old 26 April 2007, 09:55 PM
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lock tool bar
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Don't think I'd care!!!
Old 26 April 2007, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
lock tool bar
And how exactly do i do that yer big bollox....?
Old 26 April 2007, 09:59 PM
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OK - he has the latest Windows Vist thingumuy....

If I move the curser to the top I still get the tabs - but the bottom "start" tool bar thing has now vanished..... bugger..... now what....how do I get it back.....?
Old 26 April 2007, 10:01 PM
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minimise internet go to tool bar right click check that lock task bar has a tick next to it. failing that try restore down in top right next to the x
Old 26 April 2007, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
minimise internet go to tool bar right click check that lock task bar has a tick next to it. failing that try restore down in top right next to the x
I'm screwed..........
Old 26 April 2007, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
I'm screwed..........

Is he home
Old 26 April 2007, 10:05 PM
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No - but it's all so complicated...

Can't i just turnn it off and turn it back on again....?
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Failing that pour a glass of wine on the pc, then he will never know you lost his tool bar
Old 26 April 2007, 10:08 PM
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I'm trying really hard to follow this... when I minimise the itnernet i loose your instructions...... heeeellllpppmmmmeeeeeeeeee
Old 26 April 2007, 10:11 PM
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Can you find the log off
Switch it off and on again, it can't get any worse, oh and have another glass of wine
Old 26 April 2007, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
I'm trying really hard to follow this... when I minimise the itnernet i loose your instructions...... heeeellllpppmmmmeeeeeeeeee
Okay follow closely.. go to kitchen get corkscrew, go to fridge open wine, pour glass and drink, now forget about task bar or try my computer hard drive right click format
















































(dont try that)
Old 26 April 2007, 10:18 PM
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He's a clever bloke right? He should be able to fix this? MS Does lots of odd things - I could just say nothing and blame Bill Gates....
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lol
interesting thread this one...

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****!!! Just sent him a raunchy text to try and pacify him and now he tells me he;s oin the earlier train!

****!!!!!

How do I fix this.....?

Someone out there must be a comuter geek!

(Am I missing Shark yet? clock vanished with the toolbar...)


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