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Old 27 April 2007, 08:52 PM
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"Hello Scoobynet, Paul speaking".

They've just been introduced at work and i hate it.
Old 27 April 2007, 09:23 PM
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If your phone is one of the latest hand sets you should be able to record a set message. That way if Daniel ***** from accounts phones you can ignore him and phone back when its convenient.
Old 27 April 2007, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
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"Hello Scoobynet, Paul speaking".

They've just been introduced at work and i hate it.
What kind of a 'job' do you actually do then.
Old 27 April 2007, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
What kind of a 'job' do you actually do then.
Gay chat-line operator...........you want the number?
Old 27 April 2007, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
Gay chat-line operator...........you want the number?

Good comeback


I had to do all that sort of stuff 15 odd years ago, until I got to the point where I never answered 'hunt groups'.

Its much nicer just picking up the phone and saying your name only.

I do feel for people, when you call and they are out of breath by the time they have got through the stupid spiel.
Old 27 April 2007, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Hol
Good comeback

l.
Yeah, it must make the daily humiliation worthwhile.

Old 27 April 2007, 10:34 PM
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Its creeping into shops as well. I went into HMV the other day and the sales girl said "did you find everything you were looking for".

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Old 27 April 2007, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
Its creeping into shops as well. I went into HMV the other day and the sales girl said "did you find everything you were looking for".

Was she fit and did you mention the gay chatline?
Old 29 April 2007, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by paulr
Gay chat-line operator...........you want the number?
Can't you let us see the script for that one then Paul?

Les
Old 29 April 2007, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Yeah, it must make the daily humiliation worthwhile.



At least his humiliation ends with the working day, some people have to live like this all the time, eh Robin?
Old 29 April 2007, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Infractfree
At least his humiliation ends with the working day, some people have to live like this all the time, eh Robin?
I wouldn't know you pathetic bellend.

You on the other hand must be an expert by now...
Old 29 April 2007, 08:08 PM
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"Upminster I.E.C.C, signaller speaking"

And if you dont, they do random voice audits your in deep trouble.


There is a whole host of things i HAVE to say to the letter


Also you can receive up to 200 calls on a busy day
Old 30 April 2007, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
I wouldn't know you pathetic bellend.

You on the other hand must be an expert by now...
Really there's no need for that!

Anyway it's clear from the photographic evidence who that epithet best fits.

Old 30 April 2007, 09:04 AM
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As I don't speak very good Thai, I generally don't have to answer the phone

If someone rings me on the mobile they get either a 'hello' or a 'what', depending on what mood I'm in
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About 7 years ago, they introduced one where I used to work "Welcome to O2 member services national accounts, Abdabz speaking how can I help you?" and when you were finished "Thankyou for calling O2, is there anything else I can help you with"...
"Member services"... I felt like a member just saying it... As for "anything else I can help you with"... 99.9999% of customers chuffing hated it me included!

I refused to do it... I told my "supervisor", (nothing super about her I can tell you) that my customer service skills lay in my personal style and approach (no not a rude type) and I wouldn't be a battery hen.
I got promoted soon after and got away from the customer service 'shop floor'
Old 30 April 2007, 09:20 AM
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scripts

Anybody calls me with a script they get the phone slammed down. Pleb companies employing pleb people.

Did I mention ?
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
About 7 years ago, they introduced one where I used to work "Welcome to O2 member services national accounts, Abdabz speaking how can I help you?" and when you were finished "Thankyou for calling O2, is there anything else I can help you with"...
"Member services"... I felt like a member just saying it... As for "anything else I can help you with"... 99.9999% of customers chuffing hated it me included!

I refused to do it... I told my "supervisor", (nothing super about her I can tell you) that my customer service skills lay in my personal style and approach (no not a rude type) and I wouldn't be a battery hen.
I got promoted soon after and got away from the customer service 'shop floor'
Kicked upstairs then!

Les
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