How do i stop birds crapping on my newly painted fence?!
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the little ****s have completely wrecked it within a week of painting it, there's only so long i can keep painting over it
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move to a flat in london - no trees, no garden, no fence, no birds
other than that, take a poo sample down to homebase where theyll be able to colour match it and paint the fence that colour
other than that, take a poo sample down to homebase where theyll be able to colour match it and paint the fence that colour
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I hate cats even more
gun had crossed my mind, but i don't fancy my fence looking like swiss cheese
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Well I think i'm right in saying that a flamingo is a bird and I think i'm right in saying they can stand on one leg. I was therefore mearly trying to prove you wrong
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Not sure Paul Mc Cartneys ex would stand on your fence crapping either, but stranger things have happened at sea
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Not sure Paul Mc Cartneys ex would stand on your fence crapping either, but stranger things have happened at sea
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Oh and calling them birds will not help either, try using totty or biatches when referring to them.
Get a cat?
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Have your family on a "Dance Like Kate Bush" rota in your garden... So 24/7 at least one of you is wailing and dancing like Kate Bush, thus scaring off the birds...
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Well I think i'm right in saying that a flamingo is a bird and I think i'm right in saying they can stand on one leg. I was therefore mearly trying to prove you wrong
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Not sure Paul Mc Cartneys ex would stand on your fence crapping either, but stranger things have happened at sea
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ok, all birds except your Garden fekking Flamingo can stand on one leg, so sharp nails on the fence then anyway.
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But then after years of growing a fine hedge, a mad neighbour will cut it down because it "looked a bit dry in the middle". ![Mad](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/mad.gif)
Kev, just invest in several thousand cocktail umbrellas - you've probably got loads of them anyway, considering the style of car you choose to drive, and glue them all along the top of the fence.
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Kev, just invest in several thousand cocktail umbrellas - you've probably got loads of them anyway, considering the style of car you choose to drive, and glue them all along the top of the fence.
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