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Old 08 May 2007, 02:06 PM
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My neighbour is selling his BMW Z3M and Vicki Butler Henderson turned up on Saturday morning to have a look at it.

And where was I? Down feckin Sainsburys with the wife.

Damn and blast
Old 08 May 2007, 02:07 PM
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I'd be a bit miffed if women kept coming to view my car
Old 08 May 2007, 02:10 PM
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Where were you selling it, Whipsnade?

Old 08 May 2007, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Snacks 23
My neighbour is selling his BMW Z3M and Vicki Butler Henderson turned up on Saturday morning to have a look at it.

And where was I? Down feckin Sainsburys with the wife.

Damn and blast
Would you really want her taking your car for a test drive? Guarenteed to be sideways straight off the drive and returned with no rear tires left
Old 08 May 2007, 02:18 PM
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Lucky escape!
Old 08 May 2007, 07:36 PM
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Hark at you all, like youd turn down Vicki Vutler-Henderson!
Old 08 May 2007, 07:44 PM
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More than anything it is her laugh - i could slap her till my hand falls off when she laughs!
Old 08 May 2007, 07:48 PM
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Just ball gag her
Old 08 May 2007, 07:49 PM
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You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.
Old 08 May 2007, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.
couldn't agree more can think of alot worse!!

wouldn't let her drive my car though
Old 08 May 2007, 09:20 PM
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A ride for a ride
Old 08 May 2007, 09:35 PM
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I find her incredibly sexy. Would love to, over and over again.
Old 08 May 2007, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.

Didn't you realise, the blokes that post on here are male models and have their pick of the ladies


Personally, given the chance it'd be rude not to.
Old 08 May 2007, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Swen6
Personally, given the chance it'd be rude not to.
Ding!

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Old 08 May 2007, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Swen6
Didn't you realise, the blokes that post on here are male models and have their pick of the ladies


Personally, given the chance it'd be rude not to.
Here here!
Although if she started making engine noises in the bedroom, I'd have to have words!
Old 08 May 2007, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Here here!
Although if she started making engine noises in the bedroom, I'd have to have words!
If she's making engine noises when your at it then your not doing something right
Old 08 May 2007, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MrRA
If she's making engine noises when your at it then your not doing something right
I dissagree, I think i'd be doing something very right!
Old 08 May 2007, 10:38 PM
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did she buy the car?
Old 08 May 2007, 10:41 PM
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can i sniff the seat?
Old 08 May 2007, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
You lot are awful, she's not bad looking, seems like fun and loves cars, I suppose you would rather have some miserable trophy girlfriend instead.
Well said to all the Adonis's here!!!

My missus loves going sideways at 120mph - that is WAY more sexy than organic 'dont touch me' eyliner and expensive tastes in anything other than [tyre] rubber!
Old 08 May 2007, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Although if she started making engine noises in the bedroom, I'd have to have words!
Old 09 May 2007, 01:30 AM
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Not one bit interested in bedding her. However if she turned up on the doorstep, I have three words to say to her...

Kart track, NOW!

Then I can confirm my suspicions on her driving ability(!?)
Old 09 May 2007, 02:55 AM
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her mouths quite big isnt it?
Old 09 May 2007, 08:48 AM
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She's a chunky munter. Get some standards fellas
Old 09 May 2007, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
She's a chunky munter. Get some standards fellas
Harsh yet I believe incredibly fair
Old 09 May 2007, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
She's a chunky munter. Get some standards fellas
a little harsh

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Old 09 May 2007, 10:44 AM
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Shes a chunky munter with husky voice and goes like a rabbit
Old 09 May 2007, 10:46 AM
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Wonder if she squeals like that in the bedroon, not just in a car
Old 09 May 2007, 11:13 AM
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What goes on at your branch of Sainsbury's then? Never noticed them doing what you describe before!

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I must remember to show my miserable trophy girlfriend this thread


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