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09 May 2007, 12:21 AM
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* * * * How to stop all accidents * * * * *
Someone i was talking to today came up with a great idea.
Fix a 12" metal spike on the steering wheel of every car facing the driver.
This will cut down on accidents and make people read the roads better (ie, don't speed in silly places).
Just a thought
09 May 2007, 12:26 AM
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........and when you sneeze?
09 May 2007, 12:28 AM
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no good for the wimmins who sit 6 inches from the steering wheel so they can see over the bonnet either
09 May 2007, 12:38 AM
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No ! just wrap everyone up in cotton wool..
Wait a minute the UK is trying to do that already !!
My mistake
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09 May 2007, 01:27 AM
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no good for the wimmins who sit 6 inches from the steering wheel so they can see over the bonnet either
Oh to be the one who welds the seat rails to a sensible (and safe; interms of car control) position...
09 May 2007, 08:11 AM
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It would stop most accidents. However everyone would be driving around at 5mph and would cause gridlock.
09 May 2007, 10:00 AM
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There was once a car with a steering wheel with a spike on it in America, I remember seeing a tv show about it. Lots of people died.
09 May 2007, 10:27 AM
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what a stupid post
09 May 2007, 10:37 AM
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This is an old Clarkson quote...
09 May 2007, 11:17 AM
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Why not ban all cars and charge us road fund tax to use the buses! If you can find a bus to use that is.
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09 May 2007, 11:53 AM
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Someone i was talking to today came up with a great idea.
Just a thought
That was Jeremy Clarkson's idea!!!!
Sometime around the time he composed a piece entitled: 'Road Rage: you know it makes sense!'
09 May 2007, 01:03 PM
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no good for the wimmins who sit 6 inches from the steering wheel so they can see over the bonnet either
Is it just me that finds the term 'wimmins' usage on SN these days as if not more annoying than Moses' pseudo scottish sh1te?
09 May 2007, 01:11 PM
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Oh dear, I should change my typing to please the masses then
09 May 2007, 01:11 PM
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Is it just me that finds the term 'wimmins' usage on SN these days as if not more annoying than Moses' pseudo scottish sh1te?
Quite right too, they should be referred to as "Doris"
09 May 2007, 01:15 PM
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09 May 2007, 01:21 PM
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It always seems to be the driver who caused the crash who survives though. Very annoying.
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