Jeremy Clarkson has a lost son... in Iceland?
16 May 2007, 08:13 PM
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Jeremy Clarkson has a lost son... in Iceland?
Ah, Iceland. The isolated island in the north Atlantic sea where only volcanoes, glaciers, eskimoes and... beautiful women are to be found.
For at least a decade or two, Iceland has been known around the world for all the pretty gals around here. Foreigners, be it tourists, sailors or whatever, know about them and sure enjoy visiting and have some fun with them... and in them?
Anyways...
In 1987 a boy was born and given the name Viktor Karl by his "parents"...
.. or his mother and... stepfather?
Now, a young car enthusiast and registered on an Icelandic forum, it was noticed by a few members on that forum how shockingly similar he is to Jeremy Clarkson.
When his mother was confronted and asked about if she knew Jeremy Clarkson, after a little pause she answered "Who? That Top Gear host? No never heard his name"...
That Top Gear host she´s never heard of? Sounds like she knew him, but she didn´t want to talk anymore about it.
But his "father" did! In a rather annoyed way, he said "Jeremy´s an idiot.. craves for attention and is just annoying". It should be noted that his "father" does not enjoy cars at all, he rather much dislikes them and everything about them.
Clarkson, on the other hand... well, you know...
A few weeks went by and nothing more happened, other than people on that forum making jokes about Viktor and Jeremy. Why does Viktor look like Jeremy? Are they related somehow?
Well, it looks like Jeremy was visiting Iceland early 1987 and Viktor is born late that year. Oh dear, Jeremy... was your piston in the wrong cylinder?
When Jeremy was contacted and asked if he knew he had a son in Iceland, he replied "I don´t have a son called Viktor". He knows?! Viktor´s name was never brought up until he did...
Viktor´s mother gets awkward when this subject is brought up. His "father" gets annoyed and Jeremy goes into reverse and backs into a wall.
Here you have it, Jeremy´s long lost son...
Viktor Karl
Yes, this post is pure bollocks!
For at least a decade or two, Iceland has been known around the world for all the pretty gals around here. Foreigners, be it tourists, sailors or whatever, know about them and sure enjoy visiting and have some fun with them... and in them?
Anyways...
In 1987 a boy was born and given the name Viktor Karl by his "parents"...
.. or his mother and... stepfather?
Now, a young car enthusiast and registered on an Icelandic forum, it was noticed by a few members on that forum how shockingly similar he is to Jeremy Clarkson.
When his mother was confronted and asked about if she knew Jeremy Clarkson, after a little pause she answered "Who? That Top Gear host? No never heard his name"...
That Top Gear host she´s never heard of? Sounds like she knew him, but she didn´t want to talk anymore about it.
But his "father" did! In a rather annoyed way, he said "Jeremy´s an idiot.. craves for attention and is just annoying". It should be noted that his "father" does not enjoy cars at all, he rather much dislikes them and everything about them.
Clarkson, on the other hand... well, you know...
A few weeks went by and nothing more happened, other than people on that forum making jokes about Viktor and Jeremy. Why does Viktor look like Jeremy? Are they related somehow?
Well, it looks like Jeremy was visiting Iceland early 1987 and Viktor is born late that year. Oh dear, Jeremy... was your piston in the wrong cylinder?
When Jeremy was contacted and asked if he knew he had a son in Iceland, he replied "I don´t have a son called Viktor". He knows?! Viktor´s name was never brought up until he did...
Viktor´s mother gets awkward when this subject is brought up. His "father" gets annoyed and Jeremy goes into reverse and backs into a wall.
Here you have it, Jeremy´s long lost son...
Viktor Karl
Yes, this post is pure bollocks!
Last edited by ArnarFB; 16 May 2007 at 08:49 PM.
16 May 2007, 08:44 PM
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Did a bloke down the pub tell you this? 
Could be Donald McIntyre`s son in the first shot, did the parents not like his programme either?
Could be Donald McIntyre`s son in the first shot, did the parents not like his programme either?
Last edited by +Doc+; 16 May 2007 at 08:45 PM. Reason: eduit
Looks more like James May 
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16 May 2007, 10:02 PM
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lame. i reckon if you scoured the net enough you would find a "lookalike" for most people.
2nd pics makes it even more weak with his clarkson-esque jacket
2nd pics makes it even more weak with his clarkson-esque jacket
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