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Old 05 July 2007, 06:18 PM
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About spot on !
Old 05 July 2007, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Amazing! How does the countries worst paper come up with such racist, homophobic, right wing, uneducated, inflamatory headlines on a daily basis?!?

Behold!!!

qwghlm.co.uk » Daily Mail-o-matic

A very good newspaper and I like the quick crossword on the back
Old 05 July 2007, 06:39 PM
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racist, homophobic, right wing
Whats wrong with that then

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Old 05 July 2007, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Amazing! How does the countries worst paper come up with such racist, homophobic, right wing, uneducated, inflamatory headlines on a daily basis?!?
Mind you - The Independent manages to come out with fluffy, liberal, left-wing, pompus, self-rightious nonsense on a daily basis.. AND they manage to fill an entire paper with it.



Old 05 July 2007, 06:50 PM
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If you dont read the Mail you read the Guardian
Old 05 July 2007, 06:55 PM
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I get the Mail and the Telegraph. Alas at work to fill some time I read the Mirror and the Independent (we print both at work), two of the crappiest papers on the market. The Independent is the most left wing self congratuating paper on the market, every page is full of crap and they can't even get the TV guide right. An absolute mess.
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- The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
- The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
- The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
- The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
- The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
- The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
- And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."

What about the people who read the Sun?"

Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big ****

Very old I know

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Old 05 July 2007, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
- The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
- The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
- The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
- The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
- The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
- The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
- And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."

What about the people who read the Sun?"

Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big ****

Very old I know

Chip
I've not seen it before
Old 05 July 2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Prasius
Mind you - The Independent manages to come out with fluffy, liberal, left-wing, pompus, self-rightious nonsense on a daily basis.. AND they manage to fill an entire paper with it.
You've just described the Guardian, not the Indy
Old 05 July 2007, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Nat21
Amazing! How does the countries worst paper come up with such racist, homophobic, right wing, uneducated, inflamatory headlines on a daily basis?!?

Behold!!!

qwghlm.co.uk » Daily Mail-o-matic

"COULD THE GERMANS DESTROY ENGLAND?"

"WILL THE UNEMPLOYED RUIN THE BRITISH PEOPLE?"

"WILL NEW LABOUR TAX THE BRITISH PEOPLE?"

"COULD GORDON BROWN LEAD YOUR PENSION ASTRAY?"

"WILL NEW LABOUR STRIP ENGLAND OF ALL DIGNITY?"

"DOES POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILL THE BRITISH PEOPLE?"

Are you sure this is random?
Old 05 July 2007, 09:33 PM
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All sound entirely possible to me..
Old 05 July 2007, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TopBanana
You've just described the Guardian, not the Indy
The Indy is actually more left-wing than the Grauniad these days.


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Old 05 July 2007, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
- The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
- The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
- The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
- The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
- The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
- The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
- And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."

What about the people who read the Sun?"

Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big ****

Very old I know

Chip

Thats a good one
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