There is indeed a petition on the downing street website asking for Clarkson to be PM!

While this clearly won't succeed in making him PM, it may make some of the imbeciles we currently have in power to sit up an take note. A straight talking person who does not molly coddle every tree hugging nutter can go a long way

I encourage you to sign this if you want less spin and lies being fed to us on a daily basis.

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Petition:
Petition to: Make Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister.

 

signed!

 

"I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you've got even half a ******* it's not going to happen."

"We start tonight with the highlight of my childhood. It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where you find the Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was like kind of Jordan and Cameron Diaz. In a bath together.
With a Lightning jet fighter. And lots of jelly."

"[about Porsche Cayman S] There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean"

..."the last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany"

"America: 250 million w****rs living in a country with no word for w****r"

On the Alfa Romeo Brera... "I only have to imagine this in black, with tan leather and I'm nursing a semi!"

Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster - 'It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom'

On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR:
"there is a word to describe this car: it begins with "s" and ends with "t" and its not "soot".
Hammond:"So its fairly terrible then?"
Clarkson:"Oh no...losing your leg is fairly terrible: this is another league of badness!"

"some say, that he used to throw microwave ovens at homeless people - and that he long before anyone else realised that jade goody is a racist pig faced waste of blood and organs............all we know, is that he's called the Stig!"

"the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite"

"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you."

'The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw'

"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?"

"The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertable was Adolf Hitler"

(Fed up during the caravaning trip)
"You aren't allowed to have a party, you aren't allowed to have music, you aren't allowed to play ball games, you aren't allowed to have a camp fire, you have to park within two feet of a post, you have to keep quiet, you have to be in bed by eleven. This is not a holiday, it's a concentration camp!"

"This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers.
Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying "Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.""

(mercedes CLs55) "Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss."
"I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?"

Clarksons highway code on cyclists: 'trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong'

"I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating N**i"

"Britian's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe...probably because they don't have wheel-chair access"

1) "If we are being honest HIV is a pathetic virus, it can only live in the air for 6seconds and it does what ebola does to you in 10days in 10years"
2) "Mandela just doesn't deserve his pedestal, I'm mean the blokes a bit dodgy"
3) On Mandela's claim that Cuba is a good advert for democracy!!!
"Well Mr Mandela why don't you go and ask one of the 12 year old cuban prostitutes which way her parents voted"

"Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show......so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!"

On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire french air force crashing into a firework factory"

"Now as you can see I lost the battle to have two engines on the back because of three very important reasons. One: weight. This is 600 Lbs and that's the same as having a whole American sitting on the tailgate..."

"I would still buy the DB9 over this, and save myself the £60,000. The problem with this car is its gearbox, its just........"
Hammond:"THAT bad is it?"
Clarkson:"Oh no. Robert Mugabe is bad, this is in a whole different league!"

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

"the DB9 has rear seats but no mammal yet created, not even when God was on the LSD trip that gave us the pink flamingo, could fit into them."

Assessing Hammond's crash:
Clarkson:"you can see from the tape that the tyre is starting to come apart. now why didnt you spot that?!"
Hammond:"I had a lot on: i was doing 288 mph."
Clarkson: "What do you mean you had a lot on? I can be in the office on the phone, doining the paperwork, kids are shouting at me, wife etc, if a lion walks in, I'm going to notice it!"

"Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved...
for a murderer."

"I dont often agree with the RSPCA as i believe it is an animals duty to be on my plate at supper time"

"there are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of stitching... on their face"

"Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work.
It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face. "

"Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it, if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under the tweed. I do, and it helps."

"you cant have this car with a diesel, its like saying, i wont go to stringfellows tonight, ill get my mum to give me a lapdance, shes a woman!"

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car... in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

Jeremy said this of the Porsche Cayenne! "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis."

 

Petition signed

 

And on that Bombshell,..... Petition signed !

 

Not a chance the bloke is an oaf.

 

Mildly amusing, but all written by someone else for him.

 

yes i think he makes up these "funny lines" and tries to work them into a test drive.

not only that for most people a car is a huge purchase, would you buy it just on his say so?


thought not.

 

Who cares? He has far better interest toward the motorist than Brown pants and cod face Cameron will ever have.

Signed

 

Its not just his interest in the motorist that makes his views so popular. Its the fact that he is prepared to stand up to pressure groups and also tell the EU to go and stick it when its not in our interests.

Something the French learned to do a long time ago. They have the most pending legal cases against them from the EU than any other country. We subsidise other EU countries, we even paid the Spanish to come and fish in our waters off Cornwall Our politicians go on TV constantly covering their ****, using flowery language pretending all is well. Its not, and someone actually needs to say so (and not get thrown out of the party...I forget his name, some Conservative saying things as they actually are)

[hmmm, looks like rant mode got stuck on during that post... ]

 

Well my mum did send it to me !

 

He's a journalist using populist opinions to sell his stuff.

Suckers!

 

So what's a politician then?

 

Panto muppet mybe

 

Exactly.

But Clarkson pretends to care AND makes a fortune.

Politicians pretend to care and make the cash afterwards.

 

This is true, but our current politicians lost their *****. They try and molly coddle every single group of people. Any activist group gets a nice hug, they then use random excuses to raise taxes. Then they just hope the general public will forgive them during the election campaign.

At some point we need people in power that actually have the guts to tell a pressure group that they are WRONG. It never happens with the current shower.

 

Not voting green next then?

 

...and who do you think writes politicians' speeches?

He's an entertainer first and foremost, and IMHO he's become a parody of himself over the last few years - but there's no doubt he's a lot more honest that most, and doesn't change his opinions to suit whatever is politically fashionable during a particular week.

I'd certainly vote for him.

 

Actually, isn't that exactly what the present Government did with the Road Pricing petition?

 

Never.............

I was merely replying to post saying that the 'funny' man isn't!

A few soundbites from an idiot on tv is no different to an idiot from the commons.

You'd seriously vote for Clarkson to run the country?

Kin ell, and you think it's bad now

 

Green? Never!

If it were on their whim they'd turn us all into cave men. Apart from they wouldn't let us light the fire....pollutes too much and harms the trees

And with the golbal warming crap (cash cow) thats being spouted...the more anti-green I and becomming.

Whilst the UK is trying to ban cars, Spain is promoting it on a massive scale...presumably partly of it being done with our money. If only that was invested on our roads instead.