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DOG P*SS
I love my Bulldogs but they are driving me mad. They have started to p*ss on my lawn, which was like wembley but now looks like Basra. I put up a fence but being Bulldogs it's just a challenge to flatten it........and oh boy have they flattened it. Is there something on the market that i can buy without having to ask my vet and getting a £14 bill for the pleasure. Or is it a case of see the vet Oh and cutting off my males ball* is a non starter as he is a stud dog. The other is a bitch, but she is seven now so does'nt have anymore periods of being on heat. Cheers.
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Not sure if you understand, but dog p1ss turns the grass Brown as in dead.So not a case of where should they be p1ssing but can i give them anything that neutralises the p1ss and then they can p1ss on the lawn as much as they want.
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You reckon you could just have two p1sses a day, one in the morning and one at night and not need anymore in between, jeez. Just a sensible bit of advice would be cool, without the numpty squad, chewing up another thread.
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I've never heard so much bollocks in my life!
Don't let them on the grass
Lose the grass
Get them the "snip"
I wish my grass was the worst of my problems.
Don't let them on the grass
Lose the grass
Get them the "snip"
I wish my grass was the worst of my problems.
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I have a similar problem, my grass looks like it has been napalmed, thanx to my Collie, who refuses to **** or **** when out for a walk, she keeps it in till she gets back home Maybe she just likes pissing in her own garden? I kid you not she has a favorite **** bit in the garden which was actually the shape of Britain (almost) lol
I'm gonna remove all the grass eventually and plant trees and shrubs there instead
I'm gonna remove all the grass eventually and plant trees and shrubs there instead
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m8, your really what p1sses people on the scnet off, ask a civil question and someone with an ars3-hole like a clowns pocket, posts that. I think that grass is actually your problem otherwise you would'nt get so uptight over this thread. Do yourself a favour m8 you get the snip, the less people like you the better.
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Ok you have a number of options
1) Spray copious amounts of water where they go quickly after the event and it will dilute it.
2) Train them where they can use the loo in the garden. Guide dogs are taught they have only one spot they can use, we have done the same with our dog. This is effective but take time and effort.
1) Spray copious amounts of water where they go quickly after the event and it will dilute it.
2) Train them where they can use the loo in the garden. Guide dogs are taught they have only one spot they can use, we have done the same with our dog. This is effective but take time and effort.
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Well done,
m8, your really what p1sses people on the scnet off, ask a civil question and someone with an ars3-hole like a clowns pocket, posts that. I think that grass is actually your problem otherwise you would'nt get so uptight over this thread. Do yourself a favour m8 you get the snip, the less people like you the better.
m8, your really what p1sses people on the scnet off, ask a civil question and someone with an ars3-hole like a clowns pocket, posts that. I think that grass is actually your problem otherwise you would'nt get so uptight over this thread. Do yourself a favour m8 you get the snip, the less people like you the better.
How about you spray an area of the grass with a smell that they wont like, then they wont **** there and train them to **** in dedicated area, how difficult can it be. My mate has a Bulldog and she knows where she should go for a **** and his lawn looks like Wimbledon.
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Nah m8 you are a numpty, Your a typical thread hi-jacker, asak a genuine question and up pops the numpty squad. Do me a favour and take that goldfish swimming around in your head for a walk.......you numpty
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I had the same problem with my dogs causing burn marks on the grass during dry spells. I just give the lawn a quick water with a hose every night and the dry grass doesn't get burnt any more.
Only problem now is that my Cocker Spaniel has turned into a canine JCB and is hell bent on digging the lawn up now. The little ****** can dig a trench in a perfect straight line!
Only problem now is that my Cocker Spaniel has turned into a canine JCB and is hell bent on digging the lawn up now. The little ****** can dig a trench in a perfect straight line!
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I had the same problem with my dogs causing burn marks on the grass during dry spells. I just give the lawn a quick water with a hose every night and the dry grass doesn't get burnt any more.
Only problem now is that my Cocker Spaniel has turned into a canine JCB and is hell bent on digging the lawn up now. The little ****** can dig a trench in a perfect straight line!
Only problem now is that my Cocker Spaniel has turned into a canine JCB and is hell bent on digging the lawn up now. The little ****** can dig a trench in a perfect straight line!
now thats training
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Webby, I know exactly how you feel. For a start Bulldogs have very aciduios (sp?) urine and they have small bladders so need the toilet more than twice a day (walkies wise) Mine have killed my lawn over and over, tried the snip with the first dog we had (mainly cause he was very territorial though) but that didnt help our cause. The only suggestion I really have is have an outside water tap connected to a hose, when he/she pee's water it down asap. Ive found no other solution.
P.S. Get some piccies up
P.S. Get some piccies up
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i think you should wind your neck in, people typing m8 instead of mate, annoys people more.
How about you spray an area of the grass with a smell that they wont like, then they wont **** there and train them to **** in dedicated area, how difficult can it be. My mate has a Bulldog and she knows where she should go for a **** and his lawn looks like Wimbledon.
How about you spray an area of the grass with a smell that they wont like, then they wont **** there and train them to **** in dedicated area, how difficult can it be. My mate has a Bulldog and she knows where she should go for a **** and his lawn looks like Wimbledon.
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Here you go, my first google and voila
Green-Um tablets you want.
Green-UM Tablets - Dog Urine Lawn Burn
Green-Um tablets you want.
Green-UM Tablets - Dog Urine Lawn Burn
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Urinary Catheterization of the Dog. Small Animal Diagnostic and Treatment Techniques
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Webby, I know exactly how you feel. For a start Bulldogs have very aciduios (sp?) urine and they have small bladders so need the toilet more than twice a day (walkies wise) Mine have killed my lawn over and over, tried the snip with the first dog we had (mainly cause he was very territorial though) but that didnt help our cause. The only suggestion I really have is have an outside water tap connected to a hose, when he/she pee's water it down asap. Ive found no other solution.
P.S. Get some piccies up
P.S. Get some piccies up
Dave he's a beauty mate, lovely markings.How awsome are this breed of dog. Iv'e had dogs for years and i would only ever have bullys now. Iv'e got some pics of Albert (my male) skate boarding with one of my lads and when we had the snow he was sledging with my daughter. I love them both but the wife is going mad about the lawn. I built a new kennel for them and put it in the out room at the back. The pair of them dragged it out into the garden and up by the kids play area, about 100 foot, because thats where the old kennel was. We leave the back door open and they either sleep in the kennel, half way up the stairs or under the lads beds.
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Had the same over the years with my Boxer,absolute nightmare.
Moved into a new house 18 months ago with lovely lush grass - not any more.Lovely burn marks everywhere and big craters where he's been running around chasing his ball.
He's been snipped as well but never made much difference at all.Regularly watered the pi$$ stenched areas straight after he'd done his business but you have to be very quick and use LOTS of water,again,the grass still got buggered.I also got sick of going out in the middle of winter to water the grass while he had already run in and was laying next to the fire !!!
Have given up all hope.
Just enjoy your dogs mate and get a nice lush lawn when you're old and grey
Moved into a new house 18 months ago with lovely lush grass - not any more.Lovely burn marks everywhere and big craters where he's been running around chasing his ball.
He's been snipped as well but never made much difference at all.Regularly watered the pi$$ stenched areas straight after he'd done his business but you have to be very quick and use LOTS of water,again,the grass still got buggered.I also got sick of going out in the middle of winter to water the grass while he had already run in and was laying next to the fire !!!
Have given up all hope.
Just enjoy your dogs mate and get a nice lush lawn when you're old and grey
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Here you go, my first google and voila
Green-Um tablets you want.
Green-UM Tablets - Dog Urine Lawn Burn
Green-Um tablets you want.
Green-UM Tablets - Dog Urine Lawn Burn
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How's about you answer the question of where they pi$$ed before they started to pi$$ on your lawn. You really are one highly strung little man aren't you? Try a dog catheter..........
Urinary Catheterization of the Dog. Small Animal Diagnostic and Treatment Techniques
Urinary Catheterization of the Dog. Small Animal Diagnostic and Treatment Techniques
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Yes I do. Just get them to pi$$ where they pi$$ed before. Seen as this is my third time of asking, where did they pi$$ before?????????????
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I'd like to know what it was given for...