what funny things do your children do
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what funny things do your children do
i went to bed last night at around mdnight
my daughter was flat out, i went into my sons room,
he said " im just on my bike on the back dad"
i said "what" and he repeated it shovved his hands down his pants.,
i told him to leave that alone
he said "its private" turned round and trumped in my face and went back to sleep.
the joys of children,
what other funny things have yours done recently?
my daughter was flat out, i went into my sons room,
he said " im just on my bike on the back dad"
i said "what" and he repeated it shovved his hands down his pants.,
i told him to leave that alone
he said "its private" turned round and trumped in my face and went back to sleep.
the joys of children,
what other funny things have yours done recently?
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Whilst watching tv with us, my son (who's 3 later this month) keeps saying "I like her boobies daddy" whenever Adele Silva comes on Emmerdale.
After our intial giggles, I now say "so do I son" and then he giggles!
After our intial giggles, I now say "so do I son" and then he giggles!
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Was watching 'come dine with me' (yeah I know) the other evening and the man welcoming guests to his house kissed the three women and other man on the cheek. My youngest one (aged 6) pipes up..... "ohhhhhh look - gay kissing on daytime TV" - After I stopped laughing I asked her what she meant.
her - "If you kiss your own kind and it isn't your family that means you are gay"
me - "What does gay mean"
her - rolls eyes "Daaaddd" rolls eyes more "It means you kiss your own kind"
her - "If you kiss your own kind and it isn't your family that means you are gay"
me - "What does gay mean"
her - rolls eyes "Daaaddd" rolls eyes more "It means you kiss your own kind"
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i went to bed last night at around mdnight
my daughter was flat out, i went into my sons room,
he said " im just on my bike on the back dad"
i said "what" and he repeated it shovved his hands down his pants.,
i told him to leave that alone
he said "its private" turned round and trumped in my face and went back to sleep.
the joys of children,
what other funny things have yours done recently?
my daughter was flat out, i went into my sons room,
he said " im just on my bike on the back dad"
i said "what" and he repeated it shovved his hands down his pants.,
i told him to leave that alone
he said "its private" turned round and trumped in my face and went back to sleep.
the joys of children,
what other funny things have yours done recently?
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3 year old waving a stick about, grandma says to him "if i were you i would stop doing that in case someone gets hurt"
he says "i'm not you grandma, i'm me, so i don't have to stop"
getting toddlers to say abracadabra is always fun.
he says "i'm not you grandma, i'm me, so i don't have to stop"
getting toddlers to say abracadabra is always fun.
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Playing on the park, my little one came out of a metal tube we said "where did Keira come from" she replied "from mummys tummy"
The joys of a 3 year old.
The joys of a 3 year old.
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I heard this little kid say to his Grandpa
"Grandpa - can you make a noise like a frog?"
"Well I expect so son - but why do you ask?"
"Cos' mummy says when you croak we can all go to Disney Land!"
"Grandpa - can you make a noise like a frog?"
"Well I expect so son - but why do you ask?"
"Cos' mummy says when you croak we can all go to Disney Land!"
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My youngest once came running in from the garden, and asked me if he could borrow a hammer.
I asked what he wanted it for, and he replied, "I've just lifted up a brick, daddy, and there are some centimetres under it, so I'm going to kill them with the hammer."
He was 4.
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I asked what he wanted it for, and he replied, "I've just lifted up a brick, daddy, and there are some centimetres under it, so I'm going to kill them with the hammer."
He was 4.
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My little lad asked me what kind of computers I work on, is it Taplops ?
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Has anyone else been watching 'Outnumbered' on BBC1 after the news at 10.30ish ? The little girl in the family is amazing, creases me every time she opens her mouth They should give her a show of her own
One of the best I ever heard was whilst queuing to by a present for someone in the M&S lingerie department the guy behind me's daughter, who looked about 4 asked 'Can I have some of those knickers ?' pointing at a mannequin bottom in a rather fetching thong. The father replied 'No, they're not little girls knickers !' to which she frowned, and then replied 'But Mummy's got some of those knickers and I want some !' I caught his eye with a wry smile and chuckled at his uncomfortable situation
One of the best I ever heard was whilst queuing to by a present for someone in the M&S lingerie department the guy behind me's daughter, who looked about 4 asked 'Can I have some of those knickers ?' pointing at a mannequin bottom in a rather fetching thong. The father replied 'No, they're not little girls knickers !' to which she frowned, and then replied 'But Mummy's got some of those knickers and I want some !' I caught his eye with a wry smile and chuckled at his uncomfortable situation
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Apparently some kids ring up demolision companies and ask them to blow up their schools or apply for driving tests.
Windyboy.
Windyboy.
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Has anyone else been watching 'Outnumbered' on BBC1 after the news at 10.30ish ? The little girl in the family is amazing, creases me every time she opens her mouth They should give her a show of her own
One of the best I ever heard was whilst queuing to by a present for someone in the M&S lingerie department the guy behind me's daughter, who looked about 4 asked 'Can I have some of those knickers ?' pointing at a mannequin bottom in a rather fetching thong. The father replied 'No, they're not little girls knickers !' to which she frowned, and then replied 'But Mummy's got some of those knickers and I want some !' I caught his eye with a wry smile and chuckled at his uncomfortable situation
One of the best I ever heard was whilst queuing to by a present for someone in the M&S lingerie department the guy behind me's daughter, who looked about 4 asked 'Can I have some of those knickers ?' pointing at a mannequin bottom in a rather fetching thong. The father replied 'No, they're not little girls knickers !' to which she frowned, and then replied 'But Mummy's got some of those knickers and I want some !' I caught his eye with a wry smile and chuckled at his uncomfortable situation
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My seven month old son is making some strange noises lately, here's one i caught on my phone
YouTube - Pterodactyl baby
YouTube - Pterodactyl baby
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My almost-3 year old son stayed with his grandparents on Wednesday night. On Thursday morning, they were woken up by the police at 7:30am, apparently in response to a 999 call.
"We know the call was placed by a child" they said, "because we were talking to him. He asked if we were the nee-naw men"
"We know the call was placed by a child" they said, "because we were talking to him. He asked if we were the nee-naw men"
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I've got twins which we're potty training at the moment,we've got curtains that go down to the floor(there a light colour),the other day my little lad sh*t on one
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My 6 year old daughter hid behind a door this morning and jumped out at me shouting boo. My wife was behind so I had no chance of denying I jumped a mile
It was really nice even though I looked a burk. She wasn't egged on by either of us, it was just her playing a joke.
It was really nice even though I looked a burk. She wasn't egged on by either of us, it was just her playing a joke.
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Robert (7) came home from school on Tuesday and said a new boy was in his class, Could not remember his name but begins with N. Wednesday played in the play ground with new boy and Roberts best mate Ryan, Seems new boy has brown skin, Big discussion between Robert and his sister (9) how brown it is. Thursday all going well and all playing together but new boy has a strange name, As parents we suggested a few names after realising from the previous discussion between Robert and his sister that he was asian, NO not any of them, OK. Friday how's this week been Robert? Fantastic me and Ryan have been having great fun playing with NOODLE! Is that his name Robert? No but it's what me and Ryan call him when he's not around, his proper name is well complicated,
We nearly Died.
We nearly Died.
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Driving along with my 5 year old little boy - his head whips round and he exclaims Mummy that lady has a lovely handbag!!
It was bright red and a large bag - I blame the Teletubbies and Tinky Winky!!
Ha ha ha
It was bright red and a large bag - I blame the Teletubbies and Tinky Winky!!
Ha ha ha
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My daughter's 21 and still calls the thing she put her clothes away into (on those rare occasions ) the warbidobe
There must be other young words that have stayed in the family? Another is "Sheeps" and "Sorses" (horses) !! ?
There must be other young words that have stayed in the family? Another is "Sheeps" and "Sorses" (horses) !! ?
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my two boys come out with pearlers on a regular basis (7 &4)
Last one was the eldest one came into the kitchen after being annoyed by his youngest brother , made a big huff and sighing noise and then shouted
"really, is is just too much to ask for some peace and quiet around here!!! "
Last one was the eldest one came into the kitchen after being annoyed by his youngest brother , made a big huff and sighing noise and then shouted
"really, is is just too much to ask for some peace and quiet around here!!! "
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Pal at work was on the bus with his son.
Son whispers something but pal couldn't work out what he was saying.
Pal says to son "I've told you not to whisper"
Son replies very loudly and pointing "That man's got a big nose"
Son whispers something but pal couldn't work out what he was saying.
Pal says to son "I've told you not to whisper"
Son replies very loudly and pointing "That man's got a big nose"
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Mine are getting older, 8, 10 and 11, got a pizza from Dominos last night, fookin ell, put it down and its gone, I reckon I should drive past in a Land Rover tossing slices off the back, I am genuinely worried what the shopping bill will be like in years to come.
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Tell me about it Jacko! Missus is off on a hen night so I'm mum for 3 days - they only wanted to eat the stuff from the supermarket there and then, fresh off the shelf. Bloody embarassing having screams and real tears 5 times in a row in the aisles! Mum doesnt allow it, so why they think I would!!! Still, shows initiative and basic pshycology I suposse [2 & 4 yr olds]. Rascals!
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Tell me about it Jacko! Missus is off on a hen night so I'm mum for 3 days - they only wanted to eat the stuff from the supermarket there and then, fresh off the shelf. Bloody embarassing having screams and real tears 5 times in a row in the aisles! Mum doesnt allow it, so why they think I would!!! Still, shows initiative and basic pshycology I suposse [2 & 4 yr olds]. Rascals!
sorry