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Old 05 December 2007, 07:48 PM
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Jeremy Clarkson quizzed by police after he tackles gang of hoodies at daughter's birthday party | the Daily Mail

Love the story, so he isn't just a big mouth
Old 05 December 2007, 07:52 PM
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Oh yes, and can you remember when he gave Piers Morgan a slap
Old 05 December 2007, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by *Nate*
Oh yes, and can you remember when he gave Piers Morgan a slap
Strange they still dont get on.

He took the pie well too lol
Old 05 December 2007, 07:57 PM
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Good old Jezza

Jezza for PM

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Old 05 December 2007, 08:16 PM
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Good lad!
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"Plainly this boy's parents are useless, allowing him to be out and about on the streets, harassing passers-by at will."


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Old 05 December 2007, 09:47 PM
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Well done Jezza
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I agree with all that he said. The best way to stop all this unpleasant behaviour is to give them a bit of their own medecine without having to risk prosecution for doing it. I would do the same as he did.

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Old 06 December 2007, 12:59 PM
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Well done Mr Clarkson, thankfully he had the sense to think about what he was doing and did not allow it to get out of hand.
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I would have twatted the little ****, my town is full of cocky little 14 year olds who constantly give greif to people, two were harrassing a very old woman near the bus station in the summer, so i marched over to tell him off, as i did he swung for me! so i gave him a little "tap" on the chin and goodnight vienna!

Got a round of applause from the public and the little **** started crying and ran off!

Iwas hoping his dad was there cos i would have told him what i think of his parenting skills then twatted him too!
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I love Clarkson - I'm so on his wavelength it's not even funny!!
Old 06 December 2007, 01:11 PM
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Clarkson for PM!
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
I would have twatted the little ****, my town is full of cocky little 14 year olds who constantly give greif to people, two were harrassing a very old woman near the bus station in the summer, so i marched over to tell him off, as i did he swung for me! so i gave him a little "tap" on the chin and goodnight vienna!

Got a round of applause from the public and the little **** started crying and ran off!

Iwas hoping his dad was there cos i would have told him what i think of his parenting skills then twatted him too!


Kids these days are little f*ckers, and I blame Labour.

Just the other week, a bunch of what looked like 6 year olds were stood along a busy street in Darlington spitting on and kicking cars as they went past. What can you do? Nothing. get out and kick one of them for damaging your car, and not only will you get the Police taking you away to jail, but the little c*nts Mother, Father, Brothers, Uncles, cousins etc are all out to teach you a lesson for even looking at their little angel.
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Little ***** should be hung drawn quartered, then disembowled and their innards fried and their heads put on spikes to be placed on the turrets of the tower of London
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I love he just says what everyone is thinking! Pure class!
Old 06 December 2007, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Little ***** should be hung drawn quartered, then disembowled and their innards fried and their heads put on spikes to be placed on the turrets of the tower of London
Old 06 December 2007, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
two were harrassing a very old woman near the bus station in the summer, so i marched over to tell him off, as i did he swung for me! so i gave him a little "tap" on the chin and goodnight vienna!

Got a round of applause from the public and the little **** started crying and ran off!

Iwas hoping his dad was there cos i would have told him what i think of his parenting skills then twatted him too!
Feckin top man

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Old 06 December 2007, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Little ***** should be hung drawn quartered, then disembowled and their innards fried and their heads put on spikes to be placed on the turrets of the tower of London
Old 06 December 2007, 01:45 PM
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give em all toffee hammers and send them to a large open cast quarry to break some boulders. That would give the feckless f**ckers something to do.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Little ***** should be hung drawn quartered, then disembowled and their innards fried and their heads put on spikes to be placed on the turrets of the tower of London
Actually, on second thoughts, that's too good for 'em. We need to think of something reeeeaally bad!
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I love Jeremy Clarkson! You go get 'em!

As a parent I would be quite livid to think that my children made such nuisances of themselves, causing distress to other people!

I was never an angel growing up but I don't recall doing half the stuff that kids get up to these days.
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cancel there job seekers allowance and send them to the army i say
Old 06 December 2007, 04:07 PM
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If my kids (not that i have any), ever do anything like that, i shall tan their hides till they learn not to!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Little ***** should be hung drawn quartered, then disembowled and their innards fried and their heads put on spikes to be placed on the turrets of the tower of London ........

And then .... ?
Old 06 December 2007, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by *Nate*
And then .... ?

After Beheading them??

ooh I don't know, force their so called parents and so called "mates" to eat their lower intestines? Before giving them a quick swim in the local sewage works? Then hose them clean with hyrochloric acid before dipping them in a tank of hungry piranah fish and allowed to stew for a while.

Is that enough?

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Old 06 December 2007, 06:18 PM
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National service - kids today are too pampered
Old 06 December 2007, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by *Nate*
And then .... ?

I was hoping they would be dead by then If they are still alive then I'd suggest run from the zombie hoodies
Old 06 December 2007, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
National service - kids today are too pampered
What, **** no, we don't them.
Old 06 December 2007, 10:02 PM
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"Think about it. Every time one of these children is found stabbed or shot, his mum and stepdad always tell the papers he was "a good lad", and he "didn't deserve to die".



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