pimmo2000

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Some drunk lad just knocked at my house looking for Dee the slag.. he came up in my face.. quite threatening... then asked for a beer.. I said no and he ****ed off... so I rang the local plod.. who have yet to visit... I watched him knock on all my neighbours door.. some are single women.. quite scary really

spireite

**** are lass works with dee

Nate

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what would scooby do

Have you got Dee's number

pimmo2000

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Seriously what do you expect your kids to grow up to become if you name them "Dee the Slag" ??

Tam the bam

Plod will do sod all because 'If there isn't a fine it isn't a crime' being their new moto.

Sorry to hear of your scary moment though There are some seriously weird freaks out there, I was just reading (on another forum) about a guy who just caught a 20ish yo in his house looking to see what he could steal His kids are sleeping on the sofa tonight as they are too scared to go to bed.

I think a lot of the problem is, if the ******* get caught by the plod they know nothing will happen to them, however if you kick the **** out of them they'll get compensation, it's win win for them!

what would scooby do

Prime Minister

pimmo2000

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Don't worry about me mate.. I wasn't scared.. more worried about my neighbours.. In the state he was in.. even with a knife he wouldnt have been able to take an old women with a bad leg..

I put my weight against my door just in case he tried to come in.. his breath did smell though

kingofturds

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Cripple them

StickyMicky

you proper mentalist

pimmo2000

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Mentalist is used as a derogatory term for someone who is "mental" or insane.

what would scooby do

Not as fun as "Raspberry Ripple" though