Why do women have breasts?
17 December 2007, 03:36 PM
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Why do women have breasts?
Women have breasts because Humans stood upright.
Before time began pre-human male wen't for the ***. And after a couple of slaps and a bit of a fight, he gave in and put it where it was supposed to go rather than where all his mates said there woomaan let them put it every night.
Over time, man began to stand up and being too busy chasing wilderbeast and working out what this round thing was for, he didn't want to look at his woomaan because she was still very ugly and couldn't seem to get to grips with copulation
Things were getting serious and population was falling until one day a woomaan was found with what looked like small round growth on her chest rather similar to the curve of woomaans ***. Things were looking up and man remembered what it was that made him excited.
After some more slaps and some more fighting, man gave up trying to use these new *** shapes the same way he used the ones he was used to - even though his mates said their woomaan couldn't get enough of them using the new asses like the old ones and saying "give um seed more on new *** chest juicy" (rough translation)
Man was still in a quandry, he knew these new shapes were meant for something more than aiming for with his seed but he could not work out how to get in the right place. He finally asked woomaan what he should do and she replied "You kiss um mighty *** big and me tell um you" (again roughly translated)
Man agreed and kissed woomaans ***. Man was not very happy as she was a dirty one even for a pre-human and toilet paper was way down the list after the round thing. Man was not happy at this and suggest he kiss the new *** woomaan had recently starting sprouting. After much arguing woomaan agreed (she was going to miss the old *** kissing) and man set to work kissing the new asses.
A miracle then occured. Man realised that he was now in the right position for copulation. And after kissing *** and his mates ribbing him for not getting it right he copulated for several hours (I did say she was a dirty one)
The population finally began to increase and man was saved. Man was drawn to ever bigger chest asses but the name didn't really sound appropriate. It seemed like man loved these new found attractions so much he felt they were the best of the rest of woomaan (she was still frightfully ugly) and over time best and rest became breast as we know it today.
Although today, your mates will still tell you their woomaan lets them use the old ***.
I thank you.
Before time began pre-human male wen't for the ***. And after a couple of slaps and a bit of a fight, he gave in and put it where it was supposed to go rather than where all his mates said there woomaan let them put it every night.
Over time, man began to stand up and being too busy chasing wilderbeast and working out what this round thing was for, he didn't want to look at his woomaan because she was still very ugly and couldn't seem to get to grips with copulation
Things were getting serious and population was falling until one day a woomaan was found with what looked like small round growth on her chest rather similar to the curve of woomaans ***. Things were looking up and man remembered what it was that made him excited.
After some more slaps and some more fighting, man gave up trying to use these new *** shapes the same way he used the ones he was used to - even though his mates said their woomaan couldn't get enough of them using the new asses like the old ones and saying "give um seed more on new *** chest juicy" (rough translation)
Man was still in a quandry, he knew these new shapes were meant for something more than aiming for with his seed but he could not work out how to get in the right place. He finally asked woomaan what he should do and she replied "You kiss um mighty *** big and me tell um you" (again roughly translated)
Man agreed and kissed woomaans ***. Man was not very happy as she was a dirty one even for a pre-human and toilet paper was way down the list after the round thing. Man was not happy at this and suggest he kiss the new *** woomaan had recently starting sprouting. After much arguing woomaan agreed (she was going to miss the old *** kissing) and man set to work kissing the new asses.
A miracle then occured. Man realised that he was now in the right position for copulation. And after kissing *** and his mates ribbing him for not getting it right he copulated for several hours (I did say she was a dirty one)
The population finally began to increase and man was saved. Man was drawn to ever bigger chest asses but the name didn't really sound appropriate. It seemed like man loved these new found attractions so much he felt they were the best of the rest of woomaan (she was still frightfully ugly) and over time best and rest became breast as we know it today.
Although today, your mates will still tell you their woomaan lets them use the old ***.
I thank you.
Last edited by EddScott; 17 December 2007 at 03:41 PM.
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Tam meant SUCKING!!!
I`d say women had Breasts to feed the kids..lol
there are some other ways they *** in usefull but i think i`d get infracted if i mentioned them
I`d say women had Breasts to feed the kids..lol
there are some other ways they *** in usefull but i think i`d get infracted if i mentioned them
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You're so kind
18 December 2007, 06:29 PM
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So there was this guy who saw a pretty girl on the street. he approched her and said "can I bite ur breatss for $100?" "no" she answered. a few more blocks, he asked, "how about $1000?" "no im not that type of girl!" she said back. "alright how about $10,000?" thats alot of money, thinks the girl, and she leads him to a dark alley. she takes off her shirt. they guy stuffs his head in it and stuff. "the girl asks, "well, are you gonna bite 'em?"
"No, too expensive"
"No, too expensive"
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