Santas Elf

OK, this podgy elf's working out just how much work he can avoid on the run up to Christmas....

Work 'lunch' (glug, glug..) on Wednesday PM, followed by another invite to a different departments work 'lunch' on the Thursday..

The Big Boss is on leave this week.... so this ELF is laughing all the way to the PUB

What you having.... looks like I'm in the chair

Devildog

Enough alcohol to kill an elephant, I think

Meeting in pub last Wednesday pm, Christmas do last Friday from 1.30 pm until 3.30am Saturday, blagged an invite to wife's Christmas party yesterday (alcohol flowing from 11.30 am until about 8.00 pm), out tomorrow from mid afternoon to late, "lunch" on Thursday which will last from 1.30pm until the small hours, and the same again on Friday

davegtt

Been on a 5 day bender in the pub so far and dont intend on stopping either til I go back on the 7th lol.

Work wise, have jack all to do apart from answer about 2 calls a day so feet are up, liquid lunches and SN

kingofturds

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Been off since last week and not back until january Not hit the hard stuff yet but come saturday I am gonna be sh1tfaced

The Hoff

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Staying off it as much as possible up to Chrimbo eve then its party time!

Santas Elf

We're like the feckin SAS of christmas drinkers

kingofturds

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Christmas day and fa cup final day, the only time it's acceptable to drink in the morning unless your scottish

NACRO

We don't drink at work it's unprofessional.

Just nip to the 'rest room' every now and again for another line......

cookstar

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There were infractions dished out for less than that on the X factor thread

davegtt

Im sat chilled at my desk reading the latest QI book I love my job.

Scoobychick

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I envy you all sat at work with nothing to do except plan how much booze to consume over the festive period. I'm rushing round the house cleaning, washing spare bedding, filling vases with winter blooms, sorting out menus, panicking about when to buy my veggies and generally flapping about all the family coming here for Christmas. How I wish I was getting extremely drunk

Please spare a thought for all us wimmins left to organise the whole holiday on our own whilst our menfolk do as they please

davegtt

Sal, put the PC down and get back to work

j4ckos mate

we are busy but i will be making up for it on weds and friday night when were out with the lads

DCI Gene Hunt

You can just feel the unstoppable force that is 'man' + 'beer' @ 'Christmas'

Scoobychick

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Damn you

*Trudges away to finish hoovering the stairs*

J4CKO

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I am just working as normal, slacking involves going in quarter of an hour later and finishing a few minutes early, cant really do much due to a change freeze, my diet has degenerated a bit and I am drinking a little bit more.

sti-04!!

SwissTony

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Had a party to go to last night for Channel 4 (ohhh get him ) Lots of big wig TV producers all talking hoity toity and getting bladdered, so I had to join in.. lots of fancy food as well
And thats the start of it....another few this week, finish work thursday and then the serious drinking starts

Not back to work until the 7th... I will be easy to spot, the one with bloodshot eyes and a cracking hangover

DCI Gene Hunt

Channel 4 eh! ...... ( Swiss the Sex Tourist)

I'm planning to eat so much and get so p1ssed that I've already booked a 1 hour session in January with Alcoholics Anon and Lighter Life

Gear Head

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You lot are so hard!

DCI Gene Hunt

If being a wino is classed as being "hard" then I'm planning to be the Charles Bronson (the inmate not the actor) of winos

Lee247

1pm today
And tomorrow and Friday, think I will rest over the weekend and start again on Monday

EddScott

Nothing more than baileys in the coffee I'm afraid.

Mind you, last year we polished off a bottle in a day between two of us

DCI Gene Hunt

You get to rest for all eternity once you're dead.... so while you've still a pulse "get drinking", no excuses....

DCI Gene Hunt

Its still classed as alcohol Ed, keep practising though

Lee247

Ok, no weekend break. Its to be hoped I don't kark it then, the amount of alcohol that will be in my system, if they cremated me it would take a week to put out the fire

hail-hail

Finish in about 30mins and not back until the 7th. With the wife placed firmly up the duff, I will be mostly drinking and getting taxied around.

happy days

And being Scottish I can confirm that a good stiff one (parp parp!) in the morning really helps the day go by.
e.g. Saturday -
10:00 train, couple of Stella
11:00 Pub. more stella
12:00 - watch the gooners in the pub. more stella
15:00 - Go to Parkhead to watch Celtic scrape a poor draw against Hibs
17:00 - pub, stella
23:00 - last train home
00:00 wake up at the end of the train line and pay £40 to get a taxi back the 20miles that I have overshot