did you embaress yourelf at the christmas do?
and I won't be going!
18 December 2007, 04:13 PM
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dont have one... self employed 
but.....
when I worked for the bank the christmas do was in the bank canteen which is behind a secure line so partners were not allowed to attend.... I was single at the time.. but its interesting seeing which department heads are friendly
with which assistants
but.....when I worked for the bank the christmas do was in the bank canteen which is behind a secure line so partners were not allowed to attend.... I was single at the time.. but its interesting seeing which department heads are friendly
with which assistants
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Went to Spain for ours. This is not too bad..
Sat night we had a meal at a expensive restaurant. Most of us had been in the pub all day including me. At the meal the wine was flowing and I thought I was on top form cracking jokes... after the meal a photographer came round taking peoples photos. Our co secratary organises the do each year and does a lot of work. She's a middle aged lady who has an ample chest and likes to display it at these dos. She had a photo taken and liked the results and asked if she could buy it. she was then told she could but they are printed on a plate.... in one fell swoop I cracked out that they'd need a fukking big plate! Deathly silence fell and all eyes turned to me. Said secratary took this very badly and gave me what for! She'd assumed I was calling her a fat bitch when in fact I was refering to her chest size!
Mild embarrassment but a starting point for you.
Sat night we had a meal at a expensive restaurant. Most of us had been in the pub all day including me. At the meal the wine was flowing and I thought I was on top form cracking jokes... after the meal a photographer came round taking peoples photos. Our co secratary organises the do each year and does a lot of work. She's a middle aged lady who has an ample chest and likes to display it at these dos. She had a photo taken and liked the results and asked if she could buy it. she was then told she could but they are printed on a plate.... in one fell swoop I cracked out that they'd need a fukking big plate! Deathly silence fell and all eyes turned to me. Said secratary took this very badly and gave me what for! She'd assumed I was calling her a fat bitch when in fact I was refering to her chest size!
Mild embarrassment but a starting point for you.
18 December 2007, 05:29 PM
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. bonus is it doesn't matter if you make an **** of yourself.
18 December 2007, 05:41 PM
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18 December 2007, 06:13 PM
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You don't need to worry about being an embarrassing **** when you are drunk, its the sober hours that need some work !
Anyway, based on a few years back, we tended to embarrass other people at their own do's by gatecrashing, great tip, just say you know John in accounts.
Anyway, based on a few years back, we tended to embarrass other people at their own do's by gatecrashing, great tip, just say you know John in accounts.
18 December 2007, 07:44 PM
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Ours is tonight, most of my dept aren't there.
I'm sat at home cos I'm on frigging call, yet a ******* gain. Still least I'm earning money than peeing it up the wall.
The alchohol has been allocated at 1/2 a bottle of wine each, after that, its hands in pockets.
I'm sat at home cos I'm on frigging call, yet a ******* gain. Still least I'm earning money than peeing it up the wall.
The alchohol has been allocated at 1/2 a bottle of wine each, after that, its hands in pockets.
18 December 2007, 07:45 PM
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25++ years ago, before the PC world took over, I marched into the Aldermaston Base holding my pass but had been 'de-bagged' outside the gate by my 'so called mates'!!!!!
Police with machine guns waved me in - trousers and undies in hand
It would be an instant sacking nowadays.
Police with machine guns waved me in - trousers and undies in hand
It would be an instant sacking nowadays.
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funnily enough after 4 bottles of wine with jeans round my ankles i wasnt thinking about taking photos, we all make these silly mistakes though 
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ps - i mean not taking photos, not the get the slab of ***** steak out bit
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ps - i mean not taking photos, not the get the slab of ***** steak out bit
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when i was 18 we had an all day drinking session when work finished for Christmas, ive never been to clever at all day drinking to be honest, even now and im nearly 30
Around 7 we got on the bus into town (Manchester) and carried on drinking, well after a few hours everyone nipped into Maccy D's for a cheeky burger or 2, but the moment the fresh air hit me i felt proper ruff, so i stayed outside, looking at them all filling their faces
This made me feel even worse, and i projectile vomited about 6 pints of cold stella all over the window they were facing
Some of the lads thought it was hilarious, but my boss and a few of the receptionists were disgusted and not at all amused 
Not that bad i know, but it still gets talked about now and again to my embarrassment
We just stick to it being lads only now
Around 7 we got on the bus into town (Manchester) and carried on drinking, well after a few hours everyone nipped into Maccy D's for a cheeky burger or 2, but the moment the fresh air hit me i felt proper ruff, so i stayed outside, looking at them all filling their faces
This made me feel even worse, and i projectile vomited about 6 pints of cold stella all over the window they were facing
Some of the lads thought it was hilarious, but my boss and a few of the receptionists were disgusted and not at all amused
Not that bad i know, but it still gets talked about now and again to my embarrassment
We just stick to it being lads only now