Just Been Offered a New Drive!!
19 December 2007, 01:56 PM
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Just Been Offered a New Drive!!
In my best Irish accent, "We can do a good job wiff yer drive, mate" - "Do it at a real good price too!" ..............
Why is it, when you say NO - the stupid pikey idiots keep on, until you need to be rude and tell them to **** off??
19 December 2007, 02:11 PM
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as I said on another thread, i have been informed that they are not known as pikeys, rather they are known as pikeyb*st*rds.
All one word - 'PIKEYB*ST*RDS'
well that's what I've been told.
19 December 2007, 02:15 PM
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Just talk paddy back to them
19 December 2007, 02:23 PM
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I've got a big sign on my door by the bell saying, clearly ....
WE DO NOT BUY OR SELL AT THIS DOOR
But, of course, they can't read or write
19 December 2007, 02:33 PM
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Land Pirates actually...
Its that time of year, its beginning to look a lot like Christmass!
19 December 2007, 02:40 PM
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When do they start work Pete?
19 December 2007, 02:50 PM
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When do they start work Pete?
They'll be back tonight to lift his drive and then back again tomorrow to ask if he wants the dirt tarmaced
19 December 2007, 03:22 PM
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They do tend to target the old and infirm.............
19 December 2007, 03:34 PM
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Did they 'ave and Dags wiv 'em?
19 December 2007, 03:36 PM
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To be fair, soem of the travelling type did my mates parents drive a few years ago, looked alright for a couple of weeks
19 December 2007, 04:00 PM
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Were they driving a Pajero?
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19 December 2007, 04:14 PM
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I've got a big sign on my door by the bell saying, clearly ....
WE DO NOT BUY OR SELL AT THIS DOOR
But, of course, they can't read or write
'Dats fight'n tak Mr Lewis!'
19 December 2007, 05:46 PM
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Offer to pay them in televisions?
19 December 2007, 05:52 PM
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19 December 2007, 05:59 PM
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Just be careful that there aren't any bright green stones anywhere on the drive afterwards....
19 December 2007, 06:30 PM
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**** Off the lot of Ya' .......................
19 December 2007, 06:40 PM
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They're after yer Lucky Charms !
LOL at the Pajero comment.
19 December 2007, 06:50 PM
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It was a Transit - with a flashing amber light on the top .... if it was Green I would know they were taking the micky
19 December 2007, 06:54 PM
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It was a Transit - with a flashing amber light on the top
Did it have a hand painted sign on the side saying 'Get your drive retard'
Just out of interest like
19 December 2007, 07:48 PM
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It had the words:-
"Tre Surgun - Fuly Inshurd"
19 December 2007, 07:51 PM
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To be fair, soem of the travelling type did my mates parents drive a few years ago, looked alright for a couple of weeks
lol, my neighbour had his drive done and a few days later a daffodil pushed up through it
my brickie mate reckons they put it on with a tablespoon
19 December 2007, 09:05 PM
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Did anyone else clock the post title as "New Drivel" or was that just me?
19 December 2007, 09:06 PM
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Plenty of drivel on my threads
19 December 2007, 10:27 PM
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Plenty of dribble on my threads
Comes with age Pete, don't worry, you'll soon be senile and all your worries will go away
19 December 2007, 10:39 PM
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Its a chance in a million you will get a bad one
or a green one
20 December 2007, 12:21 PM
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They came round my parents street a few years ago and done a few drive ways. My dad let them do his whilst he was out at work and they did the neighbours one too, because the neighbour was at home all day and was keeping an eye on them he got a better driveway than my dad.
The whole time that the pikey men were "working" a pikey woman was sat in their car with a dirty pikey baby and she never got out of the car ALL day !!
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20 December 2007, 12:37 PM
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