Its the last time i leave a mince pie for father xmas.
25 December 2007, 05:22 PM
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Its the last time i leave a mince pie for father xmas.
Every year since i was a kid i have left father xmas a mince pie and a glass of milk because it must be hungry and thirsty work doing what he does in travelling around the world to bring us our presents.
I was shocked this year when i came down stairs this morning to find a note on the table saying as follows.
Mr Borat
Its so 90`s to leave a mince pie and a glass of milk for me, also i aint f-cking jesus because how do you expect me to share out a mince pie and a glass of milk between me, 10 elfs and 16 raindeers ?
C`mon you tight fisted get, next year i want a vindaloo and pilau rice with a keema nan bread and to wash it down i want a bottle of baileys, a 24 pack of stella and if poss leave charlies ***** in the dvd player.
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Santa
I was shocked this year when i came down stairs this morning to find a note on the table saying as follows.
Mr Borat
Its so 90`s to leave a mince pie and a glass of milk for me, also i aint f-cking jesus because how do you expect me to share out a mince pie and a glass of milk between me, 10 elfs and 16 raindeers ?
C`mon you tight fisted get, next year i want a vindaloo and pilau rice with a keema nan bread and to wash it down i want a bottle of baileys, a 24 pack of stella and if poss leave charlies ***** in the dvd player.
Thanks
Santa
25 December 2007, 05:53 PM
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Every year since i was a kid i have left father xmas a mince pie and a glass of milk because it must be hungry and thirsty work doing what he does in travelling around the world to bring us our presents.
I was shocked this year when i came down stairs this morning to find a note on the table saying as follows.
Mr Borat
Its so 90`s to leave a mince pie and a glass of milk for me, also i aint f-cking jesus because how do you expect me to share out a mince pie and a glass of milk between me, 10 elfs and 16 raindeers ?
C`mon you tight fisted get, next year i want a vindaloo and pilau rice with a keema nan bread and to wash it down i want a bottle of baileys, a 24 pack of stella and if poss leave charlies ***** in the dvd player.
Thanks
Santa
I was shocked this year when i came down stairs this morning to find a note on the table saying as follows.
Mr Borat
Its so 90`s to leave a mince pie and a glass of milk for me, also i aint f-cking jesus because how do you expect me to share out a mince pie and a glass of milk between me, 10 elfs and 16 raindeers ?
C`mon you tight fisted get, next year i want a vindaloo and pilau rice with a keema nan bread and to wash it down i want a bottle of baileys, a 24 pack of stella and if poss leave charlies ***** in the dvd player.
Thanks
Santa
Fancy catching Father Christmas watching ****.
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