A new Chuck Norris fact!
25 December 2007, 05:55 PM
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A new Chuck Norris fact!
Chuck Norris has no sense of humour 
"Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name.... Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November."
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It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."
Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
"Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name.... Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November."
Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure | Industries | Technology, Media & Telecommunications | Reuters
It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."
Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
25 December 2007, 10:46 PM
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I heard that chuck norris had a fight with superman and the loser had to wear his undercrakers on the outside of his trousers.
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