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Old 15 January 2008, 10:10 PM
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Old 15 January 2008, 10:12 PM
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Scientology is to religion as is climatology is to science. They're both BS!
Old 15 January 2008, 10:23 PM
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wish i was as nuts (and rich) as him

oddly - he is turning into ben stillers impression of him!
Old 15 January 2008, 10:27 PM
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wasnt scientology created as a bet by some millionaire that he couldnt create a religion with more than 5,000 followers?
Old 15 January 2008, 10:35 PM
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self delusion to Tony Blair heights <cue buzz lightyear>.... and beyond!
Old 15 January 2008, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
wasnt scientology created as a bet by some millionaire that he couldnt create a religion with more than 5,000 followers?
It was created by L Ron Hubbard who was a Sci Fi writer and said that the only way to get rich was to start your own religion, so he did.
Old 15 January 2008, 10:43 PM
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I'm a scientologist . But telling you that would mean that you have to see it like I do, and for you see it like I do you will have to see it like me, but you can't, as your not me, and not being me you have to understand that knowing what I know, now knowing what I know would allow you to see that it is nothing like anything else, but knowing that there isn't anything else is like knowing everything. If you see what I mean, but to see what I mean you have to see through me, and be as me.

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Old 15 January 2008, 10:47 PM
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"When I travel the world and talk to these leaders I can see they need help - help that we (scientologists) can give them".

Old 15 January 2008, 10:48 PM
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Anyways, Alien 4 was the best one.
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He is a loon
Old 15 January 2008, 10:54 PM
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Well, he is trying to explain how great being a Scientologist is without giving away all the secrets that you have to learn by going through all the courses. Which is I guess why it seems so convoluted.

He could have just said "Aliens, Spirits, Xenu" and be done with it.

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Old 15 January 2008, 10:57 PM
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Old 15 January 2008, 10:58 PM
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I don't know how you guys can all sit there and mock the guys religion !
Old 15 January 2008, 10:59 PM
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Old 15 January 2008, 11:23 PM
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to be fair - billions of people belive in a bloke with a white beard who made the universe in 6 days and now lives on clouds in the sky........so is cruise all that nuts?
Old 15 January 2008, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
I don't know how you guys can all sit there and mock the guys religion !
Because he's a complete f***ing fruit loop made even more loopy by being in the loop with all those other fruit loops.
Old 15 January 2008, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
to be fair - billions of people belive in a bloke with a white beard who made the universe in 6 days and now lives on clouds in the sky........so is cruise all that nuts?
Aye, he was my maths lecturer

(honestly )
Old 15 January 2008, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by magepaster
Because he's a complete f***ing fruit loop made even more loopy by being in the loop with all those other fruit loops.

Pathetic is the word I would use, and no, have not watched the video. Have better things to do with my time
Old 15 January 2008, 11:55 PM
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Loved the cameo by Miss Hightee Butzlaff

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Old 15 January 2008, 11:57 PM
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I don't even find him attractive, am not a fan of little men

TH will fall out with me now, she loves him ewwwwwww
Old 16 January 2008, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Loved the cameo by Miss Hightee Butzlaff

Ns04
you beat me to that
Old 16 January 2008, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
I don't even find him attractive, am not a fan of little men
Some of us carry round a chair should the need arise to talk to someone taller ...

Steve
Old 16 January 2008, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by boxst
Some of us carry round a chair should the need arise to talk to someone taller ...

Steve



Bet you are not a small as he is
Old 16 January 2008, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiggs
to be fair - billions of people belive in a bloke with a white beard who made the universe in 6 days and now lives on clouds in the sky........so is cruise all that nuts?

...thats my thoughts, alright, this is pretty far fetched.. but depending on your stance, so is the concept of God creating everything.


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Old 16 January 2008, 08:41 AM
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......and what about this bloke who walked on water, did miracle healing....and after that, went on to feed 5000 with a fish, some bread and a bottle of wine.

All religion is a lot of tosh, this one is no different.
Old 16 January 2008, 08:45 AM
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Scientology is just a money-making scam cult that relies on the brainwashing of people prior to emptying their bank accounts. And lets face it, Tom Cruise won't have taken much brainwashing, the pint-sized f*cktard, a quick rinse would probably have done it.
Old 16 January 2008, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by MJW
Religion is just a money-making scam cult that relies on the brainwashing of people prior to emptying their bank accounts.
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Stolen from B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB
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Dear Tom,

I'm sorry, but I just can't take religious council from someone who dumped Nicole Kidman for Katie Holmes.

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