SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

Come on you lot , bloody cheer up


A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away
from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was
in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey,
what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'













'Frank, for the fifth F*$@ing time, CHICKEN!'

messiah

I wish you'd back to telling jokes that warrant an infraction...

Leslie

Well I had to laugh even though I have heard something like it before.

Les

richiewong

That has made me laugh

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

Its good

Nearly as bad as:-
"Did you hear the joke about two deaf people having a row?"
No? Neither did they

David Lock

How can you be too deaf?

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

OK, now its two, does it make the joke any better?

Maz

iTrader: (34)

It took a few seconds for the punchline to sink in but it was worth it.

David Lock

hillhairyarse now

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

Good, I'm happy now

Sorry for stealing your thread swiss