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Old 27 January 2008, 11:59 PM
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American spy satellite 'the size of a bus' is out of control and hurtling towards Earth | the Daily Mail
Old 28 January 2008, 12:22 AM
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Is it a double or single-decker?
Old 28 January 2008, 12:23 AM
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I wonder if it was the same satellite that spotted WMD's in Iraq

Old 28 January 2008, 12:28 AM
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when you see pictures of satellites with people standing around them they are not the size of a bus. They have probably taken the span of the solar panels, which probably is the length of a bus and used that to gauge it's size.....not to shock and awe us at all, oh no.
Old 28 January 2008, 12:50 AM
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Maybe it will land on Bush!
Old 28 January 2008, 10:50 AM
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I reckon one of the controllers was a bit too enthusiastic with the zoom button
Old 28 January 2008, 12:26 PM
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will save us,it will land in the sea anyway i hope
Old 28 January 2008, 12:55 PM
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You'll save us, Jamie. As soon as it catches glimpse of your mug, it will soon hurtle itself back into the stratosphere....
Old 28 January 2008, 01:05 PM
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Rule 1,never feed the trolls have a nice day chip sencurry!
Old 28 January 2008, 01:09 PM
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Cheers, son!

Truth be known, you don't have enough of the grey matter
Old 28 January 2008, 02:02 PM
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Who the hell wrote that piece? Certainly not a science correspondant, padding it out with pics of of Bruce Willis in Armeggedon
Old 28 January 2008, 02:38 PM
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It's in the daily mail ffs .. I'm just surprised they haven't managed to pin the blame on immigrants or single parents.....
Old 28 January 2008, 03:10 PM
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Oh my Christ - that has GOT to be a spoof article!!!

For crying out loud... get this line:

"Hydrazine, a colorless liquid with an ammonia-like odor, is a toxic chemical and can cause harm to anyone who contacts it. "

For Gods sake DON'T PHONE THE SATELLITE!!! It will bring harm to you ALL!!!!
Old 28 January 2008, 08:16 PM
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Where's Chicken Little?... the sky is falling!
Old 28 January 2008, 08:36 PM
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What do you expect from the daily mail FFS.

By the time it gets through the atmosphere it will be the size of grains of sand probably, nice light show and all that but sweet FA else.

Oh and 361 MILLION square kilometers of this planet are covered in water.
Chances of bits of it landing on dry land are slim at best..
Old 28 January 2008, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
What do you expect from the daily mail FFS.

By the time it gets through the atmosphere it will be the size of grains of sand probably, nice light show and all that but sweet FA else.

Oh and 361 MILLION square kilometers of this planet are covered in water.
Chances of bits of it landing on dry land are slim at best..
While I agree with your sentiments your maths sucks

As the Earths surface is approximately 2/3 covered in water there is approximately a 33% chance of anything falling from orbit hitting land.

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Old 28 January 2008, 08:52 PM
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I didn't include any maths ???

I said the earth surface is covered by 361,000,000 sqkm of water.
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and 148,940,000 sqkm is land......

70.8% water, 29.2% land.....
Old 28 January 2008, 09:00 PM
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So it has more chance of hitting water than land...

Thank you, good night.
Old 28 January 2008, 09:30 PM
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Just think of the poor satellite. As far as its concerned there is this MASSIVE planet some people call Earth coming straight for it!!! There it was just enjoying life, until as pointed out above, someone pushed the zoom button too hard when looking for WMDs in Iraq

Here we are concerned about something about the size of bus coming towards us. I know who is going to come off worse in this exchange. Why are there no truggers (aka tree huggers) out on the streets demanding it be preserved? Why is there no atmospheric tax to penalise us for having an atmosphere that is about to burn this poor satellite up

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Old 28 January 2008, 10:11 PM
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What if it lands on a boat transporting loads of hatchback Scoobies to England?
Old 28 January 2008, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Oh my Christ - that has GOT to be a spoof article!!!

For crying out loud... get this line:

"Hydrazine, a colorless liquid with an ammonia-like odor, is a toxic chemical and can cause harm to anyone who contacts it. "

For Gods sake DON'T PHONE THE SATELLITE!!! It will bring harm to you ALL!!!!
ATSDR - ToxFAQs™: Hydrazines

Seems pretty Kosher to me
Old 28 January 2008, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by megabreath
What if it lands on a boat transporting loads of hatchback Scoobies to England?



The confusion, help me
Old 28 January 2008, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
Chances of bits of it landing on dry land are slim at best..
1 in 3 chance? Slim?
Old 28 January 2008, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoTTyB
when you see pictures of satellites with people standing around them they are not the size of a bus. They have probably taken the span of the solar panels, which probably is the length of a bus and used that to gauge it's size.....not to shock and awe us at all, oh no.
at 20000 mph it's going to hurt no matter what size, if it hits you.
Old 30 January 2008, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
Just think of the poor satellite. As far as its concerned there is this MASSIVE planet some people call Earth coming straight for it!!! There it was just enjoying life, until as pointed out above, someone pushed the zoom button too hard when looking for WMDs in Iraq

Here we are concerned about something about the size of bus coming towards us. I know who is going to come off worse in this exchange. Why are there no truggers (aka tree huggers) out on the streets demanding it be preserved? Why is there no atmospheric tax to penalise us for having an atmosphere that is about to burn this poor satellite up
I forsee Tasmin Archer making a comeback sometime soon to aid your campaign

Old 30 January 2008, 03:25 PM
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what time is it due to hit....I may be out.
is there a time slot or is between 9 a.m and 5 p.m as bloody usual
Old 30 January 2008, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by stevem2k
It's in the daily mail ffs .. I'm just surprised they haven't managed to pin the blame on immigrants or single parents.....
or global warming?. seems to be blamed for everything these days
Old 30 January 2008, 03:38 PM
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Please land on the houses of parliament .Then again if it does who will Red Ken send the congestion charge too


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