Cheating at Golf
29 January 2008, 09:45 AM
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Cheating at Golf
Dave had a week off and decided to play golf every day.
Monday morning, he found himself paired with an attractive
Woman, Annette, who turned out to be a very good golfer.
They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine
It was a full-blown competition. On the 18th green, Annette
Sank her long birdie putt for the win.
Dave congratulated her and paid off his losses. Annette asked
For a ride home and,on the way, told him, "You know, Dave,
I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a
Long time. In fact, pull over so I can express my appreciation."
He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon
She gave him the best oral sex he'd ever had.
The next morning, they met again on the first tee
And played together again. They had another magnificent day,
Enjoying each other's company and playing tight, competitive golf.
Again Annette beat him, but she also showed her
Appreciation on the drive home. This went on all week,
With Dave narrowly losing every day, his male ego bruised,
But not unhappy.
On Friday's drive home, Dave said,
"Annette, you've been great to be with all this week and
Tonight I'd like to return the favor. I made reservations
At the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the
Penthouse suite at the best hotel.
What do you say?"
Annette burst into tears. "I can't!"
"What? Why not?" asked Dave.
"Because," she sobbed, "I'm in the middle of a sex change
And the doctor hasn't completed that part of me yet!"
"What?!" Aghast, Dave swerved off the road, screeched to a
Stop and cursed madly, overcome with emotion.
"I'm so sorry," says Annette, "You have a right to be angry with me."
"You ba*tard!" Dave screamed, his face bright red.
"You cheating ba*tard! All week long you've been playing off the women's tees!!"
Monday morning, he found himself paired with an attractive
Woman, Annette, who turned out to be a very good golfer.
They started with a few casual bets, but by the back nine
It was a full-blown competition. On the 18th green, Annette
Sank her long birdie putt for the win.
Dave congratulated her and paid off his losses. Annette asked
For a ride home and,on the way, told him, "You know, Dave,
I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a
Long time. In fact, pull over so I can express my appreciation."
He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon
She gave him the best oral sex he'd ever had.
The next morning, they met again on the first tee
And played together again. They had another magnificent day,
Enjoying each other's company and playing tight, competitive golf.
Again Annette beat him, but she also showed her
Appreciation on the drive home. This went on all week,
With Dave narrowly losing every day, his male ego bruised,
But not unhappy.
On Friday's drive home, Dave said,
"Annette, you've been great to be with all this week and
Tonight I'd like to return the favor. I made reservations
At the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the
Penthouse suite at the best hotel.
What do you say?"
Annette burst into tears. "I can't!"
"What? Why not?" asked Dave.
"Because," she sobbed, "I'm in the middle of a sex change
And the doctor hasn't completed that part of me yet!"
"What?!" Aghast, Dave swerved off the road, screeched to a
Stop and cursed madly, overcome with emotion.
"I'm so sorry," says Annette, "You have a right to be angry with me."
"You ba*tard!" Dave screamed, his face bright red.
"You cheating ba*tard! All week long you've been playing off the women's tees!!"
29 January 2008, 10:10 AM
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And in a similar vein....
John and hiw wife Betty were out playing golf. It was on a course they were unfamiliar with and had never played it before. The 15th was a Par 5 dog-leg right. Whislt standing on the tee, John noticed that there was a barn to the right, and, if he got it right, he could hit the ball straight the its doors and end up on the green.
He asked Betty to go down to the Barn and open up the doors, and , lined up his shot before giving the ball a mighty hit.
The ball sped towards the barn, and Johns heart lept for joy as it seemed he had got his shot right on target. However, at the last moment,the ball clipped the barn door richocheted onto the barn wall, hit is Wife full in the face, Killing her instantly, before coming to rest under a bundle of hay.
About a year later, John returned to the course with an old firend of his. When they got to the 15th tee, Johns friend said
"Do you see that barn there? they say that if you open the doors, you can hit the ball through it, and get to the green in one"
John said
"There's no way I'm doing that again, last time tried that I ended up with a double bogey"
John and hiw wife Betty were out playing golf. It was on a course they were unfamiliar with and had never played it before. The 15th was a Par 5 dog-leg right. Whislt standing on the tee, John noticed that there was a barn to the right, and, if he got it right, he could hit the ball straight the its doors and end up on the green.
He asked Betty to go down to the Barn and open up the doors, and , lined up his shot before giving the ball a mighty hit.
The ball sped towards the barn, and Johns heart lept for joy as it seemed he had got his shot right on target. However, at the last moment,the ball clipped the barn door richocheted onto the barn wall, hit is Wife full in the face, Killing her instantly, before coming to rest under a bundle of hay.
About a year later, John returned to the course with an old firend of his. When they got to the 15th tee, Johns friend said
"Do you see that barn there? they say that if you open the doors, you can hit the ball through it, and get to the green in one"
John said
"There's no way I'm doing that again, last time tried that I ended up with a double bogey"
29 January 2008, 12:00 PM
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nothing to do with golf but made me laugh this morning 
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the?ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out.
While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
Get your hand out of there!' she shouts. 'Don't you know that women have teeth down there?'The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, 'You know, you could go a little further if you want.' What do you mean?' he asks. Well, why don't you put your hand down there?' she says, pointing to her crotch.
'HELL NO!' he cries, 'you've got teeth down there!' 'Don't be ridiculous,' she responds, 'there's no teeth down there.'
'Yes there are,' he says, 'my Mom told me so.'
'No there aren't,' she insists. 'Here, look for yourself.' With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
'No I'm sorry' he says, 'But my Mom told me that ALL women have teeth down there.'
'Oh for crying out loud!' she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, 'LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there.'
The boy takes a good long look and replies, 'Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised.
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the?ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out.
While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.
Get your hand out of there!' she shouts. 'Don't you know that women have teeth down there?'The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, 'You know, you could go a little further if you want.' What do you mean?' he asks. Well, why don't you put your hand down there?' she says, pointing to her crotch.
'HELL NO!' he cries, 'you've got teeth down there!' 'Don't be ridiculous,' she responds, 'there's no teeth down there.'
'Yes there are,' he says, 'my Mom told me so.'
'No there aren't,' she insists. 'Here, look for yourself.' With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
'No I'm sorry' he says, 'But my Mom told me that ALL women have teeth down there.'
'Oh for crying out loud!' she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, 'LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there.'
The boy takes a good long look and replies, 'Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised.
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