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Here's a mildly amusing joke I received by text off a mate.
Two old dears start dating and after a week or two they decide to consummate the relationship. After a few minutes of puffing and panting the old man rolls off and catches his breath. By heck he thinks to himself if I'd known she was a virgin I'd have taken it a bit easier. The old woman thinks to herself if I'd known the old codger could get it up I'd have taken off my tights.
Here's a mildly amusing joke I received by text off a mate.
Two old dears start dating and after a week or two they decide to consummate the relationship. After a few minutes of puffing and panting the old man rolls off and catches his breath. By heck he thinks to himself if I'd known she was a virgin I'd have taken it a bit easier. The old woman thinks to herself if I'd known the old codger could get it up I'd have taken off my tights.
You said short, thats clearly 5 lines and 75 words. . In joke terms is that short
Hmm reading between the lines is that I can only take you lot in small doses
The truth is that he's had this hideous new bubble perm in his effort to look more like his hero Chris De Burgh and has had to stay indoors to avoid public ridicule. Hence his absence here
The truth is that he's had this hideous new bubble perm in his effort to look more like his hero Chris De Burgh and has had to stay indoors to avoid public ridicule. Hence his absence here
I only got it coz you said it would suit me. . At least Einstein RA understands rugby and doesn't just perv at blokes in tight shorts, as opposed to tight perms.
The truth is that he's had this hideous new bubble perm in his effort to look more like his hero Chris De Burgh and has had to stay indoors to avoid public ridicule. Hence his absence here
Nah it's no use hiding Rob, the sooner your new look is made public the better.
I only got it coz you said it would suit me. . At least Einstein RA understands rugby and doesn't just perv at blokes in tight shorts, as opposed to tight perms.
How do you know what Einstein RA does or doesn't perv at?
02 February 2008, 09:46 PM
Short joke.
. In joke terms is that short 
. At least Einstein RA understands rugby and doesn't just perv at blokes in tight shorts, as opposed to tight perms.
, oh ****, no not **** keep it away from my ****. In fact lets just forget this ever happened 
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