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04 February 2008, 11:51 AM
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Monday's bad joke
So I walked into a bar the other day. I got talking with this group of people, who turned out to be environmentalists. One of them turned to me and asked if I had ever thought about buying a green car. I said "that I had given it serious consideration, but decided red just looked so much better" 
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04 February 2008, 01:17 PM
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Heres another one...
A geordie is planning on doing some travelling so he pops down to his local car dealer for a look around their caravans and camper vans.
The dealer comes over and shows him a bright pink, transit delivery van covered with flowers and glitter with a great big picture of Kylie airbrushed on the side.
The guy looks at it, starts laughing and says "not for me that, sorry I'm looking for a camper van."
To which the dealer replies: "well mate, you'll not find a camper van than that!"
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A geordie is planning on doing some travelling so he pops down to his local car dealer for a look around their caravans and camper vans.
The dealer comes over and shows him a bright pink, transit delivery van covered with flowers and glitter with a great big picture of Kylie airbrushed on the side.
The guy looks at it, starts laughing and says "not for me that, sorry I'm looking for a camper van."
To which the dealer replies: "well mate, you'll not find a camper van than that!"
angrynorth, now awaiting
04 February 2008, 01:26 PM
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Heres another one...
A geordie is planning on doing some travelling so he pops down to his local car dealer for a look around their caravans and camper vans.
The dealer comes over and shows him a bright pink, transit delivery van covered with flowers and glitter with a great big picture of Kylie airbrushed on the side.
The guy looks at it, starts laughing and says "not for me that, sorry I'm looking for a camper van."
To which the dealer replies: "well mate, you'll not find a camper van than that!"
angrynorth, now awaiting
A geordie is planning on doing some travelling so he pops down to his local car dealer for a look around their caravans and camper vans.
The dealer comes over and shows him a bright pink, transit delivery van covered with flowers and glitter with a great big picture of Kylie airbrushed on the side.
The guy looks at it, starts laughing and says "not for me that, sorry I'm looking for a camper van."
To which the dealer replies: "well mate, you'll not find a camper van than that!"
angrynorth, now awaiting
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04 February 2008, 03:22 PM
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A Glaswegian is wandering down the street when he sees his mate using an engine hoist to remove the engine from his WRX.
"What's up Jimmy?" he asks?
"Piston broke" comes the reply
"aye.. me too"
"What's up Jimmy?" he asks?
"Piston broke" comes the reply
"aye.. me too"
04 February 2008, 04:57 PM
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Heres another one...
A geordie is planning on doing some travelling so he pops down to his local car dealer for a look around their caravans and camper vans.
The dealer comes over and shows him a bright pink, transit delivery van covered with flowers and glitter with a great big picture of Kylie airbrushed on the side.
The guy looks at it, starts laughing and says "not for me that, sorry I'm looking for a camper van."
To which the dealer replies: "well mate, you'll not find a camper van than that!"
angrynorth, now awaiting
A geordie is planning on doing some travelling so he pops down to his local car dealer for a look around their caravans and camper vans.
The dealer comes over and shows him a bright pink, transit delivery van covered with flowers and glitter with a great big picture of Kylie airbrushed on the side.
The guy looks at it, starts laughing and says "not for me that, sorry I'm looking for a camper van."
To which the dealer replies: "well mate, you'll not find a camper van than that!"
angrynorth, now awaiting
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