pslewis

Fresh from the shower, she stands in front of the mirror complaining
to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion:

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, she gets a piece of toilet paper and standing
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

'How long will this take?'she asks.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,'her husband replies.

She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?'

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Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your ****, didn't it?

Luminous

iTrader: (3)

You could get hit for that

davegtt

Does make me smile but definately old.

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

............and after he picked himself off the floor, what happened next?

Alcazar

jods

Old but good

scunnered

iTrader: (1)

Very funny, but don't tell it in the company of a woman or you'll suffer the consequences.

Yep. the old ones are always the best ones.
In saying that, I've not seen any "new" jokes on here at all.

Leslie

Its an old joke, but I think it is funny!

Les

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

bit like pete himself