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Old 07 February 2008, 06:34 PM
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Default i got a number

kinda hard and not too sure what to do,
well put it this way, ages ago i posted that i'm single (6 yrs) and maybe was trying too hard.
(been on various dating sites etc blah blah)
anyway so damn used to it, and all the usual fake profiles/scammers etc.

the recent site i'm on
well i exchanged 4 msgs.. yup only 4,
and the girl gave me her number..
cos she said her laptops broke, and so she don't go on the site that often

so i'm now kinda nervous,
1, not too sure if its a genuine number
2, if its real, it kinda makes me more nervous,
3, i'm not much of a talker
4, not much of a texter too
5, no idea what to say
6, shes in london i'm in sheffield (i think too far for anything really)
7, shes 22 and cute, i'm 30 and not much of a looker

WHAT DO I DO?

btw shes the 2nd girl i got a number (the first after chatting online....but omg spoke to her for 5 minutes, and soo damn chavvy started swearing and dissing her family cos they're going to a **** footie match)
Old 07 February 2008, 06:36 PM
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The number's not 07770 774 914, is it?

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Why do you not just go out with your mates and meet someone local ???
Old 07 February 2008, 06:39 PM
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Meet her and give her one!!!!
You have to empty your sack sooner or later and a five knuckle shuffle ain't as good as the real thing. There's a fair chance there won't be a relationship with her but at least you'll lose a pound or two
Old 07 February 2008, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
btw shes the 2nd girl i got a number (the first after chatting online....but omg spoke to her for 5 minutes, and soo damn chavvy started swearing and dissing her family cos they're going to a **** footie match)
just think though - if you met up with this one you could treat her to a meal out at maccy dee and would be 99% certain of a quickie afterwards
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Originally Posted by *Jamie*
Why do you not just go out with your mates and meet someone local ???
don't really hang out, its hard cos i don't drink and i never actually ever been out


Originally Posted by fatherpierre
The number's not 07770 774 914, is it?

OMG .......


























i'm not that dumb, i listen to radio1 too
Old 07 February 2008, 06:42 PM
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Just meet her mate.

Nothing to lose. You might get lucky.

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Originally Posted by robby
just think though - if you met up with this one you could treat her to a meal out at maccy dee and would be 99% certain of a quickie afterwards
Originally Posted by Brun
Meet her and give her one!!!!
You have to empty your sack sooner or later and a five knuckle shuffle ain't as good as the real thing. There's a fair chance there won't be a relationship with her but at least you'll lose a pound or two


guys guys i'm not like that



... seriously
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its the what do i txt as a first msg?
Old 07 February 2008, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
don't really hang out, its hard cos i don't drink and i never actually ever been out




OMG .......


























i'm not that dumb, i listen to radio1 too
have you just been released from prison or am i missing something you do not need booze to chat up a woman
Old 07 February 2008, 07:24 PM
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Best place to bag a good girl is a car forum. Hard to find a hottie though. Means she wont give you **** about your car.
Old 07 February 2008, 07:28 PM
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send her a hi text message and leave the ball in her court to either text back or ring.

something like:

hi x its x, just thought id send you a quick text so you have my number, im upto my eyes in it at the minute but if you ring me I will have a great excuse to stop doing what I am doing. x
Old 07 February 2008, 07:31 PM
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As above, give it a go whats there to loose.

Old 07 February 2008, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
its the what do i txt as a first msg?
try "hows yer bum for spots?"
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Originally Posted by *Jamie*
Why do you not just go out with your mates and meet someone local ???
probably butt ugly if single for 6 years!



sorry wwp8 couldnt resist
Old 07 February 2008, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by *Jamie*
you do not need booze to chat up a woman
I agree. A gram of cocaine and a viagra is far more effective
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Its just how some people meet each other these days, if thats how ya do it then good for you I say
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Originally Posted by MJW
I agree. A gram of cocaine and a viagra is far more effective

each
Old 07 February 2008, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
its the what do i txt as a first msg?
Go for it. Say what YOUR thinking and start a conversation.

Then a subtle drop of something along the lines of "Your gonna get it" works well. Make sure it's dropped in after the conversation's going well though, else your in the **** with the law.

Then there's the drugging option as posted above!!
Old 07 February 2008, 07:52 PM
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"Hi there. Just thought i would give you a text so you have my number. Im servicing my car right now. Let me know if you need a close inspection and a full service for yourself free of charge "
Old 07 February 2008, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
Then there's the drugging option as posted above!!
Whoa ! Stop right there - I never mentioned Rohypnol ! (though it could be used as a last resort if all else fails I suppose)
Old 07 February 2008, 08:31 PM
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Disclaimer - I don't drink in MJW's pub!!
Old 08 February 2008, 12:42 AM
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Best place to pull a woman is in a supermarket so if youre struggling get down asda

Anyway, if your too self concious just forget it. Spen more time building up your own self personality til youre happy with it, no point meeting people and expecting them to like you until youre happy with yourself.

Sorry if that sounds harsh but its the truth reality of the situation.

If this is a serious thread and not a wind up then good luck. If its a wind up then I'd be very suprised as its not something Id expect to read from a long time established poster
Old 08 February 2008, 12:59 AM
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Is she Polish Don't sign over 25% of your property.
Old 08 February 2008, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by wwp8
kinda hard and not too sure what to do,
well put it this way, ages ago i posted that i'm single (6 yrs) and maybe was trying too hard.
(been on various dating sites etc blah blah)
anyway so damn used to it, and all the usual fake profiles/scammers etc.

the recent site i'm on
well i exchanged 4 msgs.. yup only 4,
and the girl gave me her number..
cos she said her laptops broke, and so she don't go on the site that often

so i'm now kinda nervous,
1, not too sure if its a genuine number
2, if its real, it kinda makes me more nervous,
3, i'm not much of a talker
4, not much of a texter too
5, no idea what to say
6, shes in london i'm in sheffield (i think too far for anything really)
7, shes 22 and cute, i'm 30 and not much of a looker

WHAT DO I DO?

btw shes the 2nd girl i got a number (the first after chatting online....but omg spoke to her for 5 minutes, and soo damn chavvy started swearing and dissing her family cos they're going to a **** footie match)
What do you want to do with her? If you just want snoo snoo, then tell her that's all you want and then get on with it.
Old 09 February 2008, 01:20 AM
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if id been single 6 years id be going down the chavy route


you must have txt now, hows it going ?
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
snoo snoo
PMSL!
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