Bloody Mobile DJ's
08 March 2008, 12:03 PM
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Went to an 18th party last night, I was knackered, 50 mile round trip and I was driving, it was in a room in a Sports Club, ok there was a lot of 18 year old ladies around to keep me like a cat watching a game of Table Tennis..
We get there and the music was already at a level to make conversation difficult and there was not an 18 year old in sight, just parents and other assorted 'olds' sat round whilst the DJ did his level best to render us unable to communicate, he had kind of got to 11 o clock volume before anyone was there, we were treated to the usual chart/dance sh1te and he didnt seem keen on playing the Birthday girls favourites, when the buffet arrived he kept on notifying us that we had 10 minutes, 5 minutes etc before he started again.
He started at the same volume level, i.e. pretty f*ckin loud and then increased it in incremental steps, no one was dancing because they had all gone outside so they could talk, this went on and he then went for it, maximum, number 11 with full bass, I could feel it in my organs, my ears began to hurt, the room cleared further and only a couple of goth kids were doing some kind of jig, may have been dancing, may have been volume induced physical symptoms. Generally seemed like a nice bunch of kids but what is it these days with jeans hanging halfway down their *****, ok, I know its yoof culture, its fashionable but surely that cant feel right or be practical, I saw a young black lad in a Mall in Atlanta who couldnt walk as his keks had migrated down to below his ****, it was very funny and one of my companions tried to get a photo until I mentioned that it might look bad if he gets caught photographing young lads ***** however amusing it may be.
At 11 o'clock I had had enough, I could feel my trouser leg vibrating due to the volume, so we make our escape and I come out and I swear its damaged my hearing, I can hear a constant buzz and appear to have lost some of the upper frequencies due to the daft ****, why is it they always talk in that DJ way, like when Chris Moyles impersonates a local radio DJ ?
Maybe I am getting old but we went to a lot of clubs and I have never really experienced volume like that.
We get there and the music was already at a level to make conversation difficult and there was not an 18 year old in sight, just parents and other assorted 'olds' sat round whilst the DJ did his level best to render us unable to communicate, he had kind of got to 11 o clock volume before anyone was there, we were treated to the usual chart/dance sh1te and he didnt seem keen on playing the Birthday girls favourites, when the buffet arrived he kept on notifying us that we had 10 minutes, 5 minutes etc before he started again.
He started at the same volume level, i.e. pretty f*ckin loud and then increased it in incremental steps, no one was dancing because they had all gone outside so they could talk, this went on and he then went for it, maximum, number 11 with full bass, I could feel it in my organs, my ears began to hurt, the room cleared further and only a couple of goth kids were doing some kind of jig, may have been dancing, may have been volume induced physical symptoms. Generally seemed like a nice bunch of kids but what is it these days with jeans hanging halfway down their *****, ok, I know its yoof culture, its fashionable but surely that cant feel right or be practical, I saw a young black lad in a Mall in Atlanta who couldnt walk as his keks had migrated down to below his ****, it was very funny and one of my companions tried to get a photo until I mentioned that it might look bad if he gets caught photographing young lads ***** however amusing it may be.
At 11 o'clock I had had enough, I could feel my trouser leg vibrating due to the volume, so we make our escape and I come out and I swear its damaged my hearing, I can hear a constant buzz and appear to have lost some of the upper frequencies due to the daft ****, why is it they always talk in that DJ way, like when Chris Moyles impersonates a local radio DJ ?
Maybe I am getting old but we went to a lot of clubs and I have never really experienced volume like that.
08 March 2008, 12:18 PM
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The party you went to sounds like a right earache, man 
You should have told the DJ to lower the volume, and you should have told the yoofies to pull their jeans up. I heard that them trousers were made illegal in States, due to the sheer fear that the idiots might expose their genitals, in case they slip off. I heard that they are banned in the UK as well at some places. Very fcukwittish fashion IMO.
You should have told the DJ to lower the volume, and you should have told the yoofies to pull their jeans up. I heard that them trousers were made illegal in States, due to the sheer fear that the idiots might expose their genitals, in case they slip off. I heard that they are banned in the UK as well at some places. Very fcukwittish fashion IMO.
08 March 2008, 02:26 PM
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08 March 2008, 02:27 PM
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Good question.
Don't know the common term, but they could be called sacksters, like them belly button showing bumsters
People who wear those things look like sack racers.
I can't see the point of looking so highly unshapely for the sake of ease, and for putting on laid-back look. It's difficult to make out if the person (who is wearing them) definitely possesses two hemispheres for something that is generally known as @rse.
Don't know the common term, but they could be called sacksters, like them belly button showing bumsters
People who wear those things look like sack racers. I can't see the point of looking so highly unshapely for the sake of ease, and for putting on laid-back look. It's difficult to make out if the person (who is wearing them) definitely possesses two hemispheres for something that is generally known as @rse.
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08 March 2008, 05:14 PM
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Calm down pops you'll give yourself a funny turn
have a sit down and a werthers original and it will all be okay.
I bet the victorians were saying the same thing back in the day when you had your his master voice branded grammerphone cranked up
have a sit down and a werthers original and it will all be okay.I bet the victorians were saying the same thing back in the day when you had your his master voice branded grammerphone cranked up
08 March 2008, 05:45 PM
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08 March 2008, 05:52 PM
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I'm told by someone who is darn wiv da kidz that it's a mark of respeck to their hommies on death row. Seemingly on death row you're not allowed to wear a belt, hence your pants hang round your ****. 
Personally I think it makes you look like a right tosser
Personally I think it makes you look like a right tosser
Surely these well'ard gangstas would be 'jacking your car! 
08 March 2008, 06:22 PM
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It's a symptomatic prison 'fashion' trend. In prison a lot of the inmates have their belts and shoelaces stolen by fellow inmates, resulting in trousers that fall down and shoes that fall off. This has filtered into mainstream ' yoof' fashion trend.
08 March 2008, 08:10 PM
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When i do 18/21yo parties they usually want it "like a club". Always make sure the music policy agrees with the birthday gal/guy tho !!
Cater for old fossils parties too tho with cheesy hits
Cater for old fossils parties too tho with cheesy hits
08 March 2008, 09:22 PM
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08 March 2008, 09:27 PM
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I can understand they are following fashion, if I call it that, even though it just looks stupid. What annoys me is there are a few at my work who do this (at work, on the shopfloor) and get away with it, but I'm not even allowed to wear cropped trousers in the summer, because they deem it a fashion statement, not in line with our dress code. 
08 March 2008, 09:41 PM
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Lisa, go Roman 
Get yourself some low hung sack jeans with about 100 chrome coated chains hanging off them. If they say "Oh, no! You can't wear them!", just tell them that they can not single you out. It's discrimination
Get yourself some low hung sack jeans with about 100 chrome coated chains hanging off them. If they say "Oh, no! You can't wear them!", just tell them that they can not single you out. It's discrimination
08 March 2008, 09:58 PM
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