OH, WISH I HAD'NT DONE THAT
26 March 2008, 11:46 PM
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No stella involved, but a fat bird is. The sister in law, just threw her husband out, came round to see her sister (the wife, no she's not fat) crying and saying her life is over and she's got nothing to give, and i come out with "YES YOU HAVE, YOUV'E GOT A GREAT PAIR OF TIT'S. Silence is not golden.
26 March 2008, 11:56 PM
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No stella involved, but a fat bird is. The sister in law, just threw her husband out, came round to see her sister (the wife, no she's not fat) crying and saying her life is over and she's got nothing to give, and i come out with "YES YOU HAVE, YOUV'E GOT A GREAT PAIR OF TIT'S. Silence is not golden.
26 March 2008, 11:59 PM
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No stella involved, but a fat bird is. The sister in law, just threw her husband out, came round to see her sister (the wife, no she's not fat) crying and saying her life is over and she's got nothing to give, and i come out with "YES YOU HAVE, YOUV'E GOT A GREAT PAIR OF TIT'S. Silence is not golden.
Did you get that "tumbleweed" moment...?
27 March 2008, 12:19 AM
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I like the slow change of expression you get in moments like that.
Blank>confused>shocked>annoyed>murderous
Blank>confused>shocked>annoyed>murderous
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27 March 2008, 12:26 AM
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Women who is friend of my mates missus who I chatted up and had her phone number after a party to ask her out....but didn't bother (drunken night...couldn't actually remember what she looked like, nor what exactly I did on that night, so thought I'd play it safe 
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Come last weekend at a house party and guess who sits by me with a rather put-out look on her face? And then ignores me for the rest of the night... Yup it was her
That was awkward.
Didn't seem awkward after I single handedly emptied the cooler box of all the beer That in itself led to another "wish I hadn't done that" epsiode the morning after.
).Come last weekend at a house party and guess who sits by me with a rather put-out look on her face? And then ignores me for the rest of the night... Yup it was her
That was awkward. Didn't seem awkward after I single handedly emptied the cooler box of all the beer
That in itself led to another "wish I hadn't done that" epsiode the morning after.
27 March 2008, 02:15 AM
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Lots of "Diamond White" and groping the landlady of The Ghost Train in Purton, well she was cute, had a very short black lacy dress and really nice red knickers on, wound up "fondling her" under the carpets on the pub floor. Got banned for that.
******** a chubby lass, in a field, in the middle of winter, a white horse in the field licked my butt.
******** a chubby lass, in a field, in the middle of winter, a white horse in the field licked my butt.
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27 March 2008, 09:09 AM
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I wouldnt worry about it, lets face it - if you had sat there quiet you would have been wrong, if you had said something you would have been wrong.....there is no way to come out of that situation in tact.
In fact, when the sister in law came around the only thing you should have done was excuse yourself giving them time to talk. You could have gone to the pub!
27 March 2008, 09:13 AM
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On the other hand you could have told her shes clearly been putting on recently and really its all her own fault
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27 March 2008, 09:14 AM
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27 March 2008, 12:13 PM
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cant bloody please them 
Mates would have gone
" listen sorry to hear about you and **** breaking up, but lets face it, you are an ugly ****er, but hey I am sure someone will **** you at some point. Now stop whining and lets go to the pub !! "
see direct and to the point.far easier
Mates would have gone
" listen sorry to hear about you and **** breaking up, but lets face it, you are an ugly ****er, but hey I am sure someone will **** you at some point. Now stop whining and lets go to the pub !! "
see direct and to the point.far easier
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27 March 2008, 04:23 PM
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No stella involved, but a fat bird is. The sister in law, just threw her husband out, came round to see her sister (the wife, no she's not fat) crying and saying her life is over and she's got nothing to give, and i come out with "YES YOU HAVE, YOUV'E GOT A GREAT PAIR OF TIT'S. Silence is not golden.
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