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Old 14 April 2008, 03:17 PM
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Default Shannon Mathews Mum, surely this cannot be true

I know its a red top story, but this surely cant be true

Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: News :: £100k op to hide most hated mum

Absolutely disgusting if it is
Old 14 April 2008, 03:19 PM
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Its the Daily star of course its not ****ing true
Old 14 April 2008, 03:19 PM
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Funny story
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Probably 100% true

They should let the public do it

Im sure by the time they have finished with her you would still not recognise her
Old 14 April 2008, 03:20 PM
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Have you got a link to a proper news website
Old 14 April 2008, 03:24 PM
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No, ive been trying to find out if anyone else is carrying the story, hence why I said I know its a red top story and questioned its validity
Old 14 April 2008, 03:26 PM
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Perhaps this was the plan all along, let's face it, she needs a bit of work!
Old 14 April 2008, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
I know its a red top story, but this surely cant be true

Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: News :: £100k op to hide most hated mum

Absolutely disgusting if it is
You read the Star????

Dude, just look at the pictures!!!

I hope you didn't pay for it btw!!!

Old 14 April 2008, 04:18 PM
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oh come on people stop acting so surprised.

This was obvious the whole family would be protected. They will get their wish of a nice lifestyle, get relocated to a nice housing estate, possibly even Australia.

History has show how criminals are treated better than any victims.

Take the Jamie Bulger case for example both families have been relocated to Australia and setup for life.

Sad but true, if you are prepared to be a criminal the worse offence you do the better you are treated. For the Matthews family it was a win-win situation.
Old 14 April 2008, 04:22 PM
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I think police should also be investigating how the hell she got 5 different guys to **** her! She must have used drugs or something!
Old 14 April 2008, 04:27 PM
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perhaps rohypnol is handed out on benefits now.
Old 14 April 2008, 04:28 PM
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Its probably a story half-based on some half-facts written for halfwits by a ****ing moron.
Old 14 April 2008, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
No, ive been trying to find out if anyone else is carrying the story, hence why I said I know its a red top story and questioned its validity
Just read it - It;s clear from the first word that its a load of old bollocks.

-Where does the £100,000 figure come from? That's a shed load of plastic surgery

-Why does it requitres "top sugeons" to be flown in?


And look at this ****e
Originally Posted by The Star
"A source said last night: “Surgery-wise, she could get the whole hog – no expense spared."
“There would be a nose-job, eye-lift, some chin reconstruction and lots of other work, as well as, of course, a new hairdo and wardrobe

What kind of ****ing idiot buys this ****?
Old 14 April 2008, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
No, ive been trying to find out if anyone else is carrying the story, hence why I said I know its a red top story and questioned its validity
Just read it - It;s clear from the first word that its a load of old bollocks.

-Where does the £100,000 figure come from? That's a shed load of plastic surgery

-Why does it requitres "top sugeons" to be flown in?


And look at this ****e
Originally Posted by The Star
"A source said last night: “Surgery-wise, she could get the whole hog – no expense spared."
“There would be a nose-job, eye-lift, some chin reconstruction and lots of other work, as well as, of course, a new hairdo and wardrobe

What kind of ****ing idiot buys this ****?
Old 14 April 2008, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bodgit
perhaps rohypnol is handed out on benefits now.
Old 14 April 2008, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Just read it - It;s clear from the first word that its a load of old bollocks.

-Where does the £100,000 figure come from? That's a shed load of plastic surgery

-Why does it requitres "top sugeons" to be flown in?


And look at this ****e



What kind of ****ing idiot buys this ****?

TBH They should not get bail - the crimes involve a child and perverting the course justice...and their safety is an issue, i am sure it would be better and cheaper all round to keep them in jail until the cases gets to court.

funnily enough i would have had the mathews family down as the sort who do read this sort of thing and then believe every word.

I am sure a lot of their chavy neighbours are also big fans of the red tops and believe every word...

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Old 14 April 2008, 05:24 PM
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If that 100k included sterilisation we might be quids in after a few years. Crack on I say!
Old 14 April 2008, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Bodgit

Take the Jamie Bulger case for example both families have been relocated to Australia and setup for life.


Actually that's a myth being circulated in a chain e-mail.


As to the original "news" story, no, she wouldn't get plastic surgery. Moved and rehoused maybe, but not a makeover.


M
Old 14 April 2008, 05:29 PM
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Sewing her knees together would be a good starting point.......
Old 14 April 2008, 05:40 PM
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Daily Star: Simply The Best 7 Days A Week :: News :: Shannon cash bash

Taken from the same 'newspaper'

Seems like the Star has got the bit between their teeth
Old 14 April 2008, 05:58 PM
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Why not use the 100k and stick as many scroungers like her as possible in a rocket ad shoot them off into space for good. The government would soon make the money back from not having to pay for them or their kids!!!!
Old 14 April 2008, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by _Meridian_
Actually that's a myth being circulated in a chain e-mail.


As to the original "news" story, no, she wouldn't get plastic surgery. Moved and rehoused maybe, but not a makeover.


M
Why would she get moved and rehoused ?

Why does that happen, its not like she is on the witness protection programme and has some info on someone else as such

I guess that means we can all do some serious crimes and then get relocated and 'protected' too
Old 14 April 2008, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Crappy Paper
Ex-boyfriends yesterday revealed the full horror of Matthews’s lifestyle, which have left her looking worn and wrinkled.

According to them, the mum-of-seven has knocked back cheap wine by the bottle, gorged on junk food and puffed her way through up to 60 cigarettes a day for years
Horror = Cheap Wine, Takeway and ****. errrr OK. Though I think that covers a pretty large number of people, drop the ****...and its the majority of the UK (cue **** s'net post form someone who never spends under £25 on a bottle of wine and therefore they're morally superior)
Old 14 April 2008, 07:13 PM
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She was charged with benefit fraud as well so surely the DSS should wipe their hands of her and not give her another house?

on the news tonight it says another 2 neighbours (the really fat arsed 1 that was always mouthing off) have been charged with benefit fraud as well today - seems the mathews clan are dropping everyone in it
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id give her a 250 quid op with one of these



chavy ****
Old 16 April 2008, 12:47 PM
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If she was given several years in solitary confinement it would not only protect her but it would probably be cheaper in the end.

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Originally Posted by robby
She was charged with benefit fraud as well so surely the DSS should wipe their hands of her and not give her another house?

I wouldn't have though the DSS had anything to do with giving her a house. That would be the Council wouldn't it?
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Originally Posted by _Meridian_
Actually that's a myth being circulated in a chain e-mail.


As to the original "news" story, no, she wouldn't get plastic surgery. Moved and rehoused maybe, but not a makeover.


M
Sorry, I was not aware this was the case, I stand corrected.
Old 16 April 2008, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by magepaster
I wouldn't have though the DSS had anything to do with giving her a house. That would be the Council wouldn't it?
Entirely depends. Might be council, might be housing association in which case there will be rent paid by DSS
Old 16 April 2008, 02:10 PM
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I forget who said it but "Boil on the **** of humanity" sums her up pretty well.


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