unclebuck

Here's an item you won't find the BBC reporting:

Government to quiz households on sex lives and salaries - Telegraph

As the Nu Labour 'project' continues toward completion the government's 'information needs' will require 500,000 of us per year to be quizzed at random by special 'inspectors' and compelled to answer a 2,000 question survey.

When chosen you will be required to give information about former sexual partners, contraception and how long you and your partner have lived together before getting married.

Nu Labour - New Britain.

TopBanana

F*ckers

cookstar

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My response the very first question would be "F**K OFF"

jimmyv

Does this mean we will be looking at some new sex based tax

j4ckos mate

just send them an email 26k and up the wong'un when she is so inclined.

Abdabz

LOL - IF this actually happened I too would tell the questioner to royally kiss my hairy hoop...
But, as there is more chance of Lord Lucan doing a strip tease at my wedding than there is of someone from the government asking me to do a 2000 question survey, I dont think there will be any hairy hoop kissing happening anytime soon

DCI Gene Hunt

*Somewhere in deepest darkest Africa sits Lord Lucan.... eagerly sewing his velcro 'quick release' strips to his strippers pants*

Leslie

In common with UB I have been going on about what is eventually in store for us should this dreadful bunch achieve the complete control that they have been planning for and laying the ground for as well.

This sort of thing as described would have been totally unthinkable a few years ago. It shows how confident they are becoming.

I still have faith in the people of this country, I just hope we get an election in time for our own protection and that all this "un British" agenda can be reversed!

Les

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Reversed by who, Les? Dave Chameleon? Sorry, I mean Cameron, of course

Alcazar

boxst

This is extremely important, it would help prevent this serious problem: The Daily Mash - GOVERNMENT TO TACKLE BINGE-WANKING

Steve

stilover

Tear, Bin, end of questionaire.

r32

Absolutely, Gordon has realised they havent taxed breathing or sex. But as they already have high taxes for not breathing he's decided to leave that for now and just tax sex. It will be based on an area average, so if you dont get any but your neighbours do then you will have to pay on a sliding scale from 3 times a year to twice nightly.

boxst

I guess April will be fun as you'll be making sure you use your full allowance before the year ends ...

Steve

jimmyv

**** thats me done for then, im certainly not getting my moneys worth.

r32

No I'm sorry but you cannot claim retrospectively. If you dont use your allocation it lapses but the charge may still be made, apparently wanking is only taxed at 50%

Leslie

Hard to say Alcazar, I dont know any better than anyone else whether the Turquoise Chameleon would do all that, but I still think we stand a better chance with him than what we have got at the moment. I dont think he would persue an active policy to destroy Britain and all it stands for, which is what is happening now.

Les

J4CKO

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As long as they leave solo pursuits out, J4ckos mate doesnt want to end up in the high rate tax band.

So they tax sex, would they do it on emmissions ?

Leslie

Only if he gets overheated!

Les

Steve001

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dont get much of either

i wonder if i could claim sex-relief

seriously, what pi$$es me off is that tax payers money gets waisted on this b()llocks

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