John Prescott has bulimia....
21 April 2008, 08:35 PM
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If you are bulimic then you tend to put on weight as you cannot purge all the food you eat and you can eat in excess of 30,000 calories. Your body also goes into famine mode, so any calories that are left turn instantly to fat.
Not so serious: I'm surprised he didn't think he was anorexic as everytime he looked in the mirror he saw a fat man...
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Not so serious: I'm surprised he didn't think he was anorexic as everytime he looked in the mirror he saw a fat man...
Steve
21 April 2008, 08:41 PM
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If you are bulimic then you tend to put on weight as you cannot purge all the food you eat and you can eat in excess of 30,000 calories. Your body also goes into famine mode, so any calories that are left turn instantly to fat.
Not so serious: I'm surprised he didn't think he was anorexic as everytime he looked in the mirror he saw a fat man...
Steve
Not so serious: I'm surprised he didn't think he was anorexic as everytime he looked in the mirror he saw a fat man...
Steve
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21 April 2008, 09:04 PM
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i say he has cockfacelimia nothing more nothing less !
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21 April 2008, 10:41 PM
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I know they love spin to get people to like them..
...But a fat ******* useless **** trying to claim Bulimia to sell some books?
He's spent his life on free drink and food. If he's had to much and felt ill, then I feel no sympathy for him.
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Or is this a spin to make The Gord look better?
...But a fat ******* useless **** trying to claim Bulimia to sell some books?
He's spent his life on free drink and food. If he's had to much and felt ill, then I feel no sympathy for him.
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Or is this a spin to make The Gord look better?
21 April 2008, 11:20 PM
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Hmm, having had a mate from school who work in his department. I'd be inclined to say he spent all day in the free bar downstairs eating and drinking. 
No, I can't prove it obviously, but the evidence does point to someone who lashes out when their on the rails..
Add to the fact that someone who throws up all their food is normally pretty thin..
Bullsh1t labour twaddle.
No, I can't prove it obviously, but the evidence does point to someone who lashes out when their on the rails..
Add to the fact that someone who throws up all their food is normally pretty thin..
Bullsh1t labour twaddle.
22 April 2008, 12:09 AM
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Gordo - "Hmmm, how can we cover over this abortion that is the defunct 10p tax issue...."
"I know... OI! Prezza....tell the press you're a fat feckin' failed bulimic, that'll get them to change their headlines..."
Not that I'm a sceptic, or owt. But....
"I know... OI! Prezza....tell the press you're a fat feckin' failed bulimic, that'll get them to change their headlines..."
Not that I'm a sceptic, or owt. But....
22 April 2008, 09:14 AM
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Prescott to his agent: "No one is buying my fascinating new book "
Agent: "That's because it's so fecking boring John. Twelve chapters on Pauline's hairstyles, two lines on Blair and one para on knocking off that office bint on the walnut desk. Haven't you done anything of interest in your life?"
Prescott: "Well I did eat too many pies once and chucked up during Cabinet"
Agent: "John - that's it . I have an idea we could use..............."
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"Agent: "That's because it's so fecking boring John. Twelve chapters on Pauline's hairstyles, two lines on Blair and one para on knocking off that office bint on the walnut desk. Haven't you done anything of interest in your life?"
Prescott: "Well I did eat too many pies once and chucked up during Cabinet"
Agent: "John - that's it
. I have an idea we could use..............."dl
22 April 2008, 09:21 AM
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22 April 2008, 01:29 PM
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Nice to see everyone enjoying someone elses ill-health
WTF is wrong with people on here?
Negative rating? Come off it guys, it's alright to revel in someone elses misfortune then.
WTF is wrong with people on here?
Negative rating? Come off it guys, it's alright to revel in someone elses misfortune then.
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22 April 2008, 02:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul3446
The Daily Mash - BULIMIA NOT THE SAME AS BEING A GREEDY *******, SAY DOCTORS
LMAO - Now doing the office rounds here!
Check out the other stoies, there's some classics on there!
Originally Posted by Paul3446
The Daily Mash - BULIMIA NOT THE SAME AS BEING A GREEDY *******, SAY DOCTORS
LMAO - Now doing the office rounds here!
Check out the other stoies, there's some classics on there!
22 April 2008, 05:34 PM
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Still has three chins less than me though
22 April 2008, 07:31 PM
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IMHO - In office he was a womanising loudmouth thug who rather than take it on the chin when he got egged, not could not control his temper.
It seems self-control was not of fatty two jags strengths - kinda makes you wonder just how much of an eye he had on his job - as deputy Leader of the government/country and what sort of fool would put him in that position.
Hasn't he released this info in his paid column in The Times - more self publicity and money for nothing.
For once he ought to keep his fat gob shut
Makes you wanna throw up!
