Better then orignals if you ask me, and more true.

Out of the mouth's of babes :

A third grade teacher collected well known Proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by third graders. Their youthful insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than..................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the .......................bug is close.
It's always darkest before..............Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of........termites.
You can lead a horse to water but.......how?
Don't bite the hand that................looks dirty.
No news is..............................impossible.
A miss is as good as a..................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new..........math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.........................me.
The pen is mightier than the............pigs.
An idle mind is.........................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's.............pollution
Happy the bride who.....................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is........................not much.
Two's company, three's..................the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what........you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole
world laughs with you, cry and .........you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as..............Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not.........spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed...........get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you..see in the picture on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind........get out of the way.

And the favorite ...

Better late than .......................pregnant

 

You forgot ...

hell hath no fury like ..... a woman taken off the scooby insurance


Andrew.

 

Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.