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Old 16 May 2008, 11:24 AM
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Picture the scene if you will


One 65' custom-built motor yacht replete with 4 staterooms, state-of-the art galley,
GPS System and navigation radar, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
Cost:....................................... $4,500,000..00

Being prepared for maiden launch. Crane transfer from quayside to water.




Other costs :
Crane + rigging + labour engaged for 2 hours............................=$2,500.00

Champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries with cream ...................=$300.00

Music dockside for 'soon-to-be-owners' and a small group of friends....
= $500.00
Photographer to capture the happy moment............................................ ......... = $350.00

And then ...whoops !!





Watching from quayside as a ( $55.00 ) faulty turnbuckle on the
hoisting rig collapses & .............. your dream boat nosedives into the harbor with two corporate representatives [ one in the bridge and the other seen 'hanging' in the stern ] performing the handover routine just prior to inking the final paperwork...



PRICELESS
Old 16 May 2008, 11:28 AM
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I think I'd cry.
Old 16 May 2008, 11:30 AM
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The middle one is defo a Photoshop.

Still funny though.
Old 16 May 2008, 11:30 AM
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Can you imagine the face of the owner as that happened
Old 16 May 2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Can you imagine the face of the owner as that happened
lol, yeah, his whole boat has changed shape and colour....
Old 16 May 2008, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by WRX_Dazza
lol, yeah, his whole boat has changed shape and colour....
The boat upside down is the same boat if you look closely.
Old 16 May 2008, 11:38 AM
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Old 16 May 2008, 11:46 AM
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Jeez i would NOT wanna be the guy hangin on for dear life in the second pic, nor for that matter the owner. i wonder if they can laugh about it looking back.
Old 16 May 2008, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by jimmyv
Jeez i would NOT wanna be the guy hangin on for dear life in the second pic, nor for that matter the owner. i wonder if they can laugh about it looking back.
I didn't even notice him till you mentioned it!
Old 16 May 2008, 12:01 PM
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****..... just noticed that guy hahaha
Old 16 May 2008, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mrtheedge2u2
****..... just noticed that guy hahaha
you guys dont read properly....just like pwetty pictures
Old 16 May 2008, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
The middle one is defo a Photoshop.
snopes.com: That's One Way to Launch a Boat!
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aye took me a while to notice him cowering in fear (as i would have been) suprised they let anyone on the boat while it was being lifted though
Old 16 May 2008, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
you guys dont read properly....just like pwetty pictures
Yep
Old 16 May 2008, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by oobster
How dare he question the validity of my posts
Old 16 May 2008, 12:23 PM
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Had an incident like that at a local boat club last year over here. Launch crew had not correctly positioned one of the lifting slings and when lifted the boat slid from one of the slings and face planted the water

The launch crew of the boat in the pictures should have got it in the neck for allowing anyone to be on board during the lift, as, well the pictures tell the tale, if anything goes wrong there is a chance for serious personal injury. We are never allowed on the boat when the lift actually starts.

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Originally Posted by Markus
Had an incident like that at a local boat club last year over here. Launch crew had not correctly positioned one of the lifting slings and when lifted the boat slid from one of the slings and face planted the water

The launch crew should have got it in the neck for allowing anyone to be on board during the lift, as, well the pictures tell the tale, if anything goes wrong there is a chance for serious personal injury.
aye aye .....captain birds eye is amongst us
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I'd swagger up to the new owner, put on a pikey accent and say:

"oi'll give ya tenner for it"
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Originally Posted by Shark Man
I'd swagger up to the new owner, put on a pikey accent and say:

"oi'll give ya tenner for it"
yes and get the same irish crew that tried to fish out that car in the harbour using bigger cranes everytime one went in the drink
(I know it was faked)
Old 16 May 2008, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
How dare he question the validity of my posts
I only questioned one little bit of it.

I should know by now, that all your posts are 100% factual!
Old 16 May 2008, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Odds on
I only questioned one little bit of it.

I should know by now, that all your posts are 100% factual!
and that I get my own corners
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