Are women observant ?
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Are women observant ?
ummmm NO !!!
Was having a chat with my girlfriend the other day and she was moaning that she needed to plug in a charger but it only had a two pin plug on it and there was nowhere to plug it in..say like a shaver socket.
I said " well just plug it into our shaver socket that is in the light above the mirror in the ensuite bathroom darling "
She went " we have a light in our bathroom ?????!!!! "
She has only been living here for a year !!
Was having a chat with my girlfriend the other day and she was moaning that she needed to plug in a charger but it only had a two pin plug on it and there was nowhere to plug it in..say like a shaver socket.
I said " well just plug it into our shaver socket that is in the light above the mirror in the ensuite bathroom darling "
She went " we have a light in our bathroom ?????!!!! "
She has only been living here for a year !!
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If it's a 240Vac one, you can plug it into a standard 3 pin socket by first inserting something (insulated) into the earth pin hole to release the covers on the two lower holes
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If it's a 240Vac one, you can plug it into a standard 3 pin socket by first inserting something (insulated) into the earth pin hole to release the covers on the two lower holes
Obviously neither ScoobyNet nor CrisPDuk Dodgy Enterprises Inc bear any responsibility for accidents or loss of life resulting from following the above advice
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I do that all the time....sticking something insulated into the hole
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Women observant? Heck yes.
Last posh do you went to, can you remember what you were wearing, what she was wearing, and what every other pretty girl in the place was wearing?
No. She will beat you ten to one. And all you will remember is who had the shortest, lowest-cut dress but can't remember her name.
Last posh do you went to, can you remember what you were wearing, what she was wearing, and what every other pretty girl in the place was wearing?
No. She will beat you ten to one. And all you will remember is who had the shortest, lowest-cut dress but can't remember her name.
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My dad had a mustache for 40 years and decided to shave it off one day !
Us kids (at the time noticed as soon as he walked in) my mum, his wife of 25 years had to have it pointed out 3 days later lol
what does that tell you ?
Driving down the motorway, is it men or women who join off the slip road and pull right in front of you
Us kids (at the time noticed as soon as he walked in) my mum, his wife of 25 years had to have it pointed out 3 days later lol
what does that tell you ?
Driving down the motorway, is it men or women who join off the slip road and pull right in front of you
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My dad had a mustache for 40 years and decided to shave it off one day !
Us kids (at the time noticed as soon as he walked in) my mum, his wife of 25 years had to have it pointed out 3 days later lol
what does that tell you ?
Driving down the motorway, is it men or women who join off the slip road and pull right in front of you
Us kids (at the time noticed as soon as he walked in) my mum, his wife of 25 years had to have it pointed out 3 days later lol
what does that tell you ?
Driving down the motorway, is it men or women who join off the slip road and pull right in front of you
People prefer not to look at someone with a Mustache ?
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Women, observant? No! If they were the silly bitch in the Merc wouldn't have whacked the wing mirror of my Beemer even though I was stationary, this afternoon If I hadn't pulled over after giving my mother a lift at the time, I'd have chased after the bitch and put her windows through while she was picking her kids up from school. I'm going to be waiting for that bitch tomorrow...
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Women, observant? No! If they were the silly bitch in the Merc wouldn't have whacked the wing mirror of my Beemer even though I was stationary, this afternoon If I hadn't pulled over after giving my mother a lift at the time, I'd have chased after the bitch and put her windows through while she was picking her kids up from school. I'm going to be waiting for that bitch tomorrow...
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ummmm NO !!!
Was having a chat with my girlfriend the other day and she was moaning that she needed to plug in a charger but it only had a two pin plug on it and there was nowhere to plug it in..say like a shaver socket.
I said " well just plug it into our shaver socket that is in the light above the mirror in the ensuite bathroom darling "
She went " we have a light in our bathroom ?????!!!! "
She has only been living here for a year !!
Was having a chat with my girlfriend the other day and she was moaning that she needed to plug in a charger but it only had a two pin plug on it and there was nowhere to plug it in..say like a shaver socket.
I said " well just plug it into our shaver socket that is in the light above the mirror in the ensuite bathroom darling "
She went " we have a light in our bathroom ?????!!!! "
She has only been living here for a year !!
"We have a bathroom!?!?!"
Ah well, she does make exceedingly good cakes!
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That's a polite way of saying "cracking bewbies"
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Sneaky fart, is that when you put your foot up on the coffee table and yell "Thar she BLOOOOWS!" in your best Cap'n Ahab voice