Okay, slight exaggeration. But only slight!

I went to see elbow play at The Hospital (members bar in London)

It's a tiny 150 capacity TV studio in the basement floors, I was stood right at the front and I felt somebody push into the left of me. I turned around to give them a good glare and bugger me if it wasn't Thandie Newton!!!

She is a lot shorter than I would have expected, but my god her smile nearly made me soil my pants. She is seriously beautiful.



Anyone ever chatted up a celeb?

The funniest thing was when I told the missus she said she would have given me a free pass for that one

Ed

 

all the time .

 

Fair play. Closest I got was a fit asain lap dancer in Lincoln from Cloud 9

 

I once chatted up Louise Werner (from the`90s group Sleeper)

Had half a shandy with her and that was it

http://svana.org/sjh/lw/lw.jpg

 

I'd do her. Fit as f00k

 

Id say thats on a par with Elton John wanting to take you up the ar$e tbh, she's bloody ugly as sin

 

I`d had half a shandy, c`mon

 

lol....well I suppose I jumped the gun, some of the bog monsters that I went with when I was younger....

 

I once did a little wee on the Jacqui Abbotts front lawn . Whilst doing so I was singing "This could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Liverpool or Rome"

 

 

...And you wonder why you aren't (or anyone remotely like her)

 

oohh yes and it went a bit further than that. Admittedley she was p***ed but i could have quite easy gone to the papers

 

Robbie Williams walked up to me at a party and lifted up my hand and kissed it.

I wasn't impressed, ****

 

 

thandie is a hotty well done fella

 

I didn't let him get that far Kim