Things You Can't Do in a Cool Way
02 June 2008, 12:15 PM
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Things You Can't Do in a Cool Way
When I watch something like Bond, I get to thinking how it's impossible, in the real world, to look cool all the time.
So, I think SNet needs a new list. I'll start the ball rolling:
Getting out of an Elise
Eating a vanilla slice
Putting Bonjela on you're tongue
Run
Wear any sort of safety gear
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02 June 2008, 12:20 PM
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Dad's race at school sports day!
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mid 40's white blokes doing the high 5 .................. just wrong
02 June 2008, 12:22 PM
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02 June 2008, 12:33 PM
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Good idea for a thread !
Carry any kind of Dog.
Get caught working on a "Solo Project"
Using any kind of remote control toy.
Wearing Crocs
Avoiding Wasps
02 June 2008, 12:52 PM
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Swing a golf club, miss completely and pretend it was a practice swing by doing 2 more.
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Run wearing cleated cycling shoes
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Drive a BMW with a personalised number plate
02 June 2008, 01:24 PM
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Play the bagpipes.
Blow a balloon.
Eat a banana.
02 June 2008, 01:27 PM
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Drive a Subaru
02 June 2008, 01:29 PM
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Attempt a proper Tennis serve, unless you are a pro!
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Get out of a swimming pool without using the steps
Get changed under a towel on the beach
Eat the last bits from a choc ice
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going for a poo
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Walk properly when walking past a lass you fancy.
02 June 2008, 03:06 PM
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Walk on a beach on a foreign holiday any sort of distance bare foot (ouch,ouch)
02 June 2008, 03:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
lovinmescoob
Walk on a beach on a foreign holiday any sort of distance bare foot (ouch,ouch)
..or stony beach even worse..
02 June 2008, 03:23 PM
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Quote:
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Paul3446
Smoke a cigarette.
It can be done.
02 June 2008, 03:27 PM
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Wipe your nose or pick your ***. Or maybe the other way round
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Putting in contact lenses. Being a bloke and eating a banana.
Stauling your car, that always looks a bit uncool lol
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Take a hit to one's *******
02 June 2008, 03:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
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Putting in contact lenses. Being a bloke and eating a banana.
Stauling your car, that always looks a bit uncool lol
Not being able to spell stalling never looks great either
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Quote:
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Not being able to spell stalling never looks great either
Being pedantic
02 June 2008, 03:52 PM
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eat a Macy'ds HOT apple pie
Gets messie
02 June 2008, 04:01 PM
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Getting out a big comfy arm chair once you're over 30
02 June 2008, 04:04 PM
Have a dump without a newspaper .......
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Get out of a bean-bag.
Drink any liquid with a straw.
Wear Tweed.
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