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Old 02 June 2008, 12:15 PM
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Default Things You Can't Do in a Cool Way

When I watch something like Bond, I get to thinking how it's impossible, in the real world, to look cool all the time.

So, I think SNet needs a new list. I'll start the ball rolling:

Getting out of an Elise
Eating a vanilla slice
Putting Bonjela on you're tongue
Run
Wear any sort of safety gear
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Old 02 June 2008, 12:20 PM
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Dad's race at school sports day!
Old 02 June 2008, 12:21 PM
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mid 40's white blokes doing the high 5 .................. just wrong
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Wear sandals
Old 02 June 2008, 12:33 PM
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Good idea for a thread !



Carry any kind of Dog.

Get caught working on a "Solo Project"

Using any kind of remote control toy.

Wearing Crocs

Avoiding Wasps
Old 02 June 2008, 12:52 PM
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Swing a golf club, miss completely and pretend it was a practice swing by doing 2 more.
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**** in a car?
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Run wearing cleated cycling shoes
Old 02 June 2008, 01:05 PM
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Smoke a cigarette.
Old 02 June 2008, 01:11 PM
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Ride a moped.
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Walk in ski boots
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Drive a BMW with a personalised number plate
Old 02 June 2008, 01:24 PM
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Play the bagpipes.

Blow a balloon.

Eat a banana.
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Drive a Subaru
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Attempt a proper Tennis serve, unless you are a pro!
Old 02 June 2008, 01:35 PM
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Get out of a swimming pool without using the steps

Get changed under a towel on the beach

Eat the last bits from a choc ice
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going for a poo
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Walk properly when walking past a lass you fancy.
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Walk on a beach on a foreign holiday any sort of distance bare foot (ouch,ouch)
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Originally Posted by lovinmescoob
Walk on a beach on a foreign holiday any sort of distance bare foot (ouch,ouch)
..or stony beach even worse..
Old 02 June 2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul3446
Smoke a cigarette.


It can be done.
Old 02 June 2008, 03:27 PM
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Wipe your nose or pick your ***. Or maybe the other way round
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Putting in contact lenses. Being a bloke and eating a banana.
Stauling your car, that always looks a bit uncool lol
Old 02 June 2008, 03:31 PM
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Take a hit to one's *******
Old 02 June 2008, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Torquemada
Putting in contact lenses. Being a bloke and eating a banana.
Stauling your car, that always looks a bit uncool lol
Not being able to spell stalling never looks great either



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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Not being able to spell stalling never looks great either



Being pedantic
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eat a Macy'ds HOT apple pie

Gets messie
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Getting out a big comfy arm chair once you're over 30
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Get out of a bean-bag.

Drink any liquid with a straw.

Wear Tweed.

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