Proof there are no beautiful women ..
03 June 2008, 08:01 AM
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Proof there are no beautiful women ..
This photo was taken at a competition in June 2006. The competition was between 9 women for best makeover.
Conclusion - there are no ugly women, only poor women.... If you had the money....Good Grief!!!
BTW, the woman 2nd from the left won the contest.
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Conclusion - there are no ugly women, only poor women.... If you had the money....Good Grief!!!
BTW, the woman 2nd from the left won the contest.
click on the pic for a bigger version
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03 June 2008, 10:42 AM
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<infractor coat on>
You see Ladies, all you need to do sometimes is just try
<infractor coat off>
Whilst my comments may offend and you may say well I am no oil painting myself, I actually beg to differ, I do consider myself to be a Monet, or Pollack and have the perfect face for radio
You see Ladies, all you need to do sometimes is just try
<infractor coat off>
Whilst my comments may offend and you may say well I am no oil painting myself, I actually beg to differ, I do consider myself to be a Monet, or Pollack
and have the perfect face for radio
03 June 2008, 10:46 AM
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<infractor coat on>
You see Ladies, all you need to do sometimes is just try
<infractor coat off>
Whilst my comments may offend and you may say well I am no oil painting myself, I actually beg to differ, I do consider myself to be a Monet, or Pollack and have the perfect face for radio
You see Ladies, all you need to do sometimes is just try
<infractor coat off>
Whilst my comments may offend and you may say well I am no oil painting myself, I actually beg to differ, I do consider myself to be a Monet, or Pollack
and have the perfect face for radio 
03 June 2008, 11:24 AM
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Which reminds me of:
A woman is paying at the supermarket check-out. The male cashier scans each item:
Lasagne for 1,
Penne for 1,
Carbanara for 1,
2 apples,
Several tins of cat food,
low fat yoghurts,
Elle magazine,
heat magazine
3 bottles of perfume.
The cashier looks at her and says "Your single aren't you?"
"Yes" she says "how did you know?"
He responds: "'Cos your f*cking ugly!
I'll get my coat....
A woman is paying at the supermarket check-out. The male cashier scans each item:
Lasagne for 1,
Penne for 1,
Carbanara for 1,
2 apples,
Several tins of cat food,
low fat yoghurts,
Elle magazine,
heat magazine
3 bottles of perfume.
The cashier looks at her and says "Your single aren't you?"
"Yes" she says "how did you know?"
He responds: "'Cos your f*cking ugly!
I'll get my coat....
03 June 2008, 11:31 AM
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Blimey, a bit more than hairdye and make-up there I think, Sal!
If it was just that though, what would you say to them the morning after.
"I could have sworn I got you back before midnight, does this also mean the Porsche is now a pumpkin.......Awwww s*it!"
If it was just that though, what would you say to them the morning after.
"I could have sworn I got you back before midnight, does this also mean the Porsche is now a pumpkin.......Awwww s*it!"
03 June 2008, 11:41 AM
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a) dont knock it until you have tried it....I have
and
b) with your track record and your history of pulling the ladies, it should be a doddle. Just make sure that you wait for her to finish her shift on the till before jumping on her
03 June 2008, 12:38 PM
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Funnily enough, it was only yesterday that my brother and I were discussing the subject of Sursrise sex. We both agreed that we'd have a go on the blonde bar maid at a little pub in Rutland Water that we had popped into.
I was very tempted to take her over the bar and shout "Surprise!"
03 June 2008, 03:22 PM
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03 June 2008, 03:32 PM
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My mrs used to work at Asda!! :angry:
You wouldn't need to say surprise, you'd have been in and out so quick she wouldn't have noticed a thing!!
Funnily enough, it was only yesterday that my brother and I were discussing the subject of Sursrise sex. We both agreed that we'd have a go on the blonde bar maid at a little pub in Rutland Water that we had popped into.
I was very tempted to take her over the bar and shout "Surprise!"
I was very tempted to take her over the bar and shout "Surprise!"