Screeching women ?
16 June 2008, 09:38 PM
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Screeching women ?
What is it with women that screech whenever anything happens, the missus is watching some model thing and one pointless daft bint was on a trapeze (more a glorified swing) and she was screaming her **** off based on a gentle swaying, its the same when you to to a theme park. FFS shut up , scream only when in mortal danger, not when you see what you think might be a Woodlouse, howl all you like when injured but not when someone brings you cake.
Its the same with girls when they are young, can be in the house and hear blood curdling screams from the road suggesting a bus loaded with Ian Huntley lookalikes has arrived but no, it means someone has a water pistol, where does this come from ?, do they get taught it by their mums like blokes teach sons how to fart at the most inopportune moments ?
Its the same with girls when they are young, can be in the house and hear blood curdling screams from the road suggesting a bus loaded with Ian Huntley lookalikes has arrived but no, it means someone has a water pistol, where does this come from ?, do they get taught it by their mums like blokes teach sons how to fart at the most inopportune moments ?
17 June 2008, 12:42 AM
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17 June 2008, 11:07 AM
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LOL, you are right about us women screaming at anything.
I'm terrified of spiders no matter what size they are.
The other night my mam brought our daughter back after having her for the weekend, she took her to bed but the little one didnt want her to leave so I went upstairs, I went up to the bed and a huge spider appeared on the duvet, my mam flung it on to the floor but it flew through the air towards me so I screamed and ran, my husband came rushing upstairs thinking I'd badly hurt myself
, I've never moved so quick in my life, but I'm going to have to stop doing it as my daughter will probs end up doing the same or people will think someone is murdering me!!!
I'm terrified of spiders no matter what size they are.
The other night my mam brought our daughter back after having her for the weekend, she took her to bed but the little one didnt want her to leave so I went upstairs, I went up to the bed and a huge spider appeared on the duvet, my mam flung it on to the floor but it flew through the air towards me so I screamed and ran, my husband came rushing upstairs thinking I'd badly hurt myself
, I've never moved so quick in my life, but I'm going to have to stop doing it as my daughter will probs end up doing the same or people will think someone is murdering me!!!
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17 June 2008, 09:02 PM
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A while back in town a stupid young girl was walking backwards talking to her friends. As she turned around she was still a couple of metres away from me but screamed anyway at the top of her voice. It went right fookin through me so I yelled back in her face! Silly ****.
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17 June 2008, 09:15 PM
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Screaming during sex - THAT'S the worst. God. How bloody offputting???? 
You're trying to cover your ears and maintain momentum through the vocal barrage.... nigh on bloody impossible.
You're trying to cover your ears and maintain momentum through the vocal barrage.... nigh on bloody impossible.
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