The things women say!
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The things women say!
Arrived home tonight to see the old girl checking the emails, "You've had one from Bolton Wanderers about the new fixtures get the calender and see when you can take Rob" (Son) Calendar in hand go ahead, Stoke at home 16th August, They don't know about Saturday the 30th, Aresnal 20th September, then a tough away match with Man U, I'm writing this on the calender as she speaks and then said " What do you mean about the 30th and they don't know yet?"
"Well it say's WBA, Will be arranged!"
She's not blonde and has a degree in Chemistry and Science!
Simpsons !
"Well it say's WBA, Will be arranged!"
She's not blonde and has a degree in Chemistry and Science!
Simpsons !
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Was cooking dinner with the mrs a few weeks ago. I was cutting up root veg for the stew i was making. She's not a very good cook so every time i make something i get her to watch and explane things as i'm going along. Anyway i start to peal the swead and i tell her that you cut the top and bottom off and then go round it with the knife and peal it like you would a mango. She then pipes up and says 'does it have a stone in the middle like a mango to!'
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Was cooking dinner with the mrs a few weeks ago. I was cutting up root veg for the stew i was making. She's not a very good cook so every time i make something i get her to watch and explane things as i'm going along. Anyway i start to peal the swead and i tell her that you cut the top and bottom off and then go round it with the knife and peal it like you would a mango. She then pipes up and says 'does it have a stone in the middle like a mango to!'
You DO realise she's conning you though? The thicker, and the worse cook she APPEARS, the more you'll do..........
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Was cooking dinner with the mrs a few weeks ago. I was cutting up root veg for the stew i was making. She's not a very good cook so every time i make something i get her to watch and explane things as i'm going along. Anyway i start to peal the swead and i tell her that you cut the top and bottom off and then go round it with the knife and peal it like you would a mango. She then pipes up and says 'does it have a stone in the middle like a mango to!'
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They are strange creatures...
I was sitting down at the breakfast table reading the FT last Thursday. She's just handed me my coffee and morning grapefruit, I dropped the spoon and seeing as she was nearer the cutlery drawer I meant to say, "Could you pass me a spoon darling."
Unfortunately, what came out of my mouth was, "You've ruined my life... BITCH!"
I was sitting down at the breakfast table reading the FT last Thursday. She's just handed me my coffee and morning grapefruit, I dropped the spoon and seeing as she was nearer the cutlery drawer I meant to say, "Could you pass me a spoon darling."
Unfortunately, what came out of my mouth was, "You've ruined my life... BITCH!"
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