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Old 03 July 2008, 11:36 PM
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Talking Fancy your chances, lads?

A male friend of mine has been trying his hand at finding skanks via gumtree (he has exhausted his circle of female friends ) and came across this little gem. Knowing I post on SN he forwarded on as it may be of interest to you guys

Sexy Young Mr Subaru Wrx Old Syle Wanted For This Cutie edinburgh nr sava Edinburgh girls seeking guys

I reckon it's a wind up. Has to be Someone fancy giving her a ring to find out?
Old 04 July 2008, 12:02 AM
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The text speak will kill it for most of them on here
Old 04 July 2008, 12:05 AM
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Pffth ! Curvy = overweight
Old 04 July 2008, 12:05 AM
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Quite clearly an easy lay though; just make sure you put a towel down....
Old 04 July 2008, 12:12 AM
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I always look for "GUD LUKING" in a woman....
Old 04 July 2008, 12:17 AM
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Long dark hair WIV blonde highlights. Nice
Old 04 July 2008, 12:18 AM
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at least shes not a ginger























probably just a minger
Old 04 July 2008, 12:21 AM
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she says no pervs so thats me out !!

sounds very well educated anyway ,
Old 04 July 2008, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaybird-UK
I always look for "GUD LUKING" in a woman....

She gonna need it, by that add
Old 04 July 2008, 12:24 AM
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It must be a wind-up or someone extremely naive. I'm constantly surprised how many crazed perverted wackos are about and certainly wouldn't put a phone number there.

Anyway, it is in the wrong section, should be: Edinburgh Classifieds - Jobs in Edinburgh, Flats, Dating & more

Steve
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Old 04 July 2008, 06:57 AM
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Curvy + Busty mentioned in the advert, you know how this will end up
Old 04 July 2008, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
Curvy + Busty mentioned in the advert, you know how this will end up
Yep - fat with droopy t*ts
Old 04 July 2008, 08:38 AM
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I reckon it's eClaire's own advert but she's too shy to say
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
I reckon it's eClaire's own advert but she's too shy to say

How did you guess?

Christ REV, if I had even half the ***** that wee trollop has I wouldn't be posting an advert on gumtree, nor would I still be single right now!

I really want to reply to the ad with a link to this place saying 'fill yer boots, hen'. Maybe even see if she is daft enough to stick a loaf of bread somewhere other than her head
Old 04 July 2008, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
How did you guess?

Christ REV, if I had even half the ***** that wee trollop has I wouldn't be posting an advert on gumtree, nor would I still be single right now!

I really want to reply to the ad with a link to this place saying 'fill yer boots, hen'. Maybe even see if she is daft enough to stick a loaf of bread somewhere other than her head
By the sounds of it she would need one of Warburtons "football team sized" loafs of bread (you know the one out of the adverts....... "are you Andrew Warburton..") .

Regards

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Originally Posted by eClaire
... Maybe even see if she is daft enough to stick a loaf of bread somewhere other than her head




Old 04 July 2008, 12:08 PM
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i cant find it
Old 04 July 2008, 12:18 PM
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Och, I think it's been deleted!

Bugger
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