In Swiss' absence...
12 July 2008, 01:32 AM
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In Swiss' absence...
A bloke goes into a pet shop - "can I have a wasp please?"
Shop assistant "no sorry we don't sell them"
Bloke "well you've got one in your window"
Shop assistant "no sorry we don't sell them"
Bloke "well you've got one in your window"
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12 July 2008, 12:01 PM
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12 July 2008, 12:37 PM
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Afternoon Lisa
Yes you all have me to thank
BTW something incredible has happened, I don't have a hangover, I'm cured, my resistance is back, I can drink what I like now
Yes you all have me to thank
BTW something incredible has happened, I don't have a hangover, I'm cured, my resistance is back, I can drink what I like now
12 July 2008, 12:40 PM
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Thank you, it was a long uphill climb but I battled on and overcame my southerness to be able to drink like a true northerner
All in one night too
All in one night too
12 July 2008, 12:40 PM
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..... it's just a shame that you never managed to impress our chums in the US of A with your God given ability to consume JD..... they'd have been REALLY impressed
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After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week, I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I'm really sorry about your wait."
In a rattled state, I replied, "you're not so ****ing skinny yourself, actually."
In a rattled state, I replied, "you're not so ****ing skinny yourself, actually."
12 July 2008, 12:44 PM
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My biggest regret about the good ol' US of A is leaving a two litre bottle of JD at the airport because I couldn't be bothered to carry it 
Still, I managed to impress the Yanks with my ability to become drunk after just two Margeritas. But that was in the old days before I rebuilt my resistance *proud*
Still, I managed to impress the Yanks with my ability to become drunk after just two Margeritas. But that was in the old days before I rebuilt my resistance *proud*
12 July 2008, 12:51 PM
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My biggest regret about the good ol' US of A is leaving a two litre bottle of JD at the airport because I couldn't be bothered to carry it
Still, I managed to impress the Yanks with my ability to become drunk after just two Margeritas. But that was in the old days before I rebuilt my resistance *proud*
Still, I managed to impress the Yanks with my ability to become drunk after just two Margeritas. But that was in the old days before I rebuilt my resistance *proud*
Reminds me of a trip to Mexico, arrived at the hotel, checked in, went straight to the bar (as it was already 4pm local) and ordered a row of slammers....
Did them old skool, slam, lemon, salt.... some septics (that had just finished lunch
) cheered?? 
and thought it seemed very authentic.... mexico / slammers etc...By the 20th slammer it had gone from cheers to "tuts" and comments about "alcoholics"
....... we were so proud BTW It was a grown up session, no puking, weeing on bushes, swearing, falling over, etc...... they just couldn't deal with people drinking more than one drink.....
12 July 2008, 12:54 PM
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Reminds me of a trip to Mexico, arrived at the hotel, checked in, went straight to the bar (as it was already 4pm local) and ordered a row of slammers....
Did them old skool, slam, lemon, salt.... some septics (that had just finished lunch ) cheered?? and thought it seemed very authentic.... mexico / slammers etc...
By the 20th slammer it had gone from cheers to "tuts" and comments about "alcoholics" ....... we were so proud
BTW It was a grown up session, no puking, weeing on bushes, swearing, falling over, etc...... they just couldn't deal with people drinking more than one drink.....
Did them old skool, slam, lemon, salt.... some septics (that had just finished lunch
) cheered?? and thought it seemed very authentic.... mexico / slammers etc...By the 20th slammer it had gone from cheers to "tuts" and comments about "alcoholics"
....... we were so proud BTW It was a grown up session, no puking, weeing on bushes, swearing, falling over, etc...... they just couldn't deal with people drinking more than one drink.....
12 July 2008, 12:57 PM
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12 July 2008, 02:42 PM
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