Gary at work says he can see dead people...
12 July 2008, 02:31 PM
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Gary at work says he can see dead people...
This is the gem which my wife came up with this morning and resulted it me nearly taking out the cat when I spat out my sausage sarnie.
Apparently this Gary is convinced that he can see an ex co-worker who died and that this person left him a bunch of flowers on this desk.
My wife then said that the dead person was not dead but had left the company to work somewhere else but Gary is convinced otherwise
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Anyone else know someone who has lost the plot!
12 July 2008, 02:35 PM
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12 July 2008, 02:52 PM
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Did the cat eat the bit of sausage you spat out?
12 July 2008, 02:54 PM
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A sausage sandwich for breakfast?? ............. that's just so working class
12 July 2008, 02:56 PM
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A sausage sandwich for breakfast?? ............. that's just so working class
I had two this morning.
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I had two this morning.
12 July 2008, 03:00 PM
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I had two this morning.
Well, you do live in Hemel!
12 July 2008, 03:01 PM
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I had two this morning.
I hope you're on double-time.
12 July 2008, 03:03 PM
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whats more working class, brown sauce or red sauce?
And no I dont ask for "red sauce" as that drives me mad.
12 July 2008, 03:04 PM
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Well, you do live in Hemel!
12 July 2008, 03:08 PM
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12 July 2008, 03:12 PM
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whats more working class, brown sauce or red sauce?
And no I dont ask for "red sauce" as that drives me mad.
Sauce sandwich (red or brown) without the sausage
Now that's 'real' working class.
12 July 2008, 03:13 PM
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ask him to have a word with princess diana
see what happened will ya
12 July 2008, 03:15 PM
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whats more working class, brown sauce or red sauce?
And no I dont ask for "red sauce" as that drives me mad.
Well in most greasy spooners by me the red sauce definitely ain't tomato
12 July 2008, 03:18 PM
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Well in most greasy spooners by me the red sauce definitely ain't tomato
If it's labelled as 'Red sauce' why would you expect it to be 'Tomato'.
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If it's labelled as 'Red sauce' why would you expect it to be 'Tomato'.
Good question, but well you just would.
12 July 2008, 03:23 PM
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One would hope it did contain some reminents of tomato ketchup. But alas, no, its more like red poster paint with sugar and vinegar added. And maybe some sentient beings - evolved from the bacteria living in the unwashed squeezy bottles.
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One would hope it did contain some reminents of tomato ketchup. But alas, no, its more like red poster paint with sugar and vinegar added. And maybe some sentient beings - evolved from the bacteria living in the unwashed squeezy bottles.
I think you have just put me off of "red" sauce.
12 July 2008, 03:37 PM
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Good question, but well you just would.
Red Wine (Made from tomatoes), Red Alert (immanent tomato attack), caught Red-handed (Tomato thief arrested)
I could go on
12 July 2008, 03:40 PM
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Red Wine (Made from tomatoes), Red Alert (immanent tomato attack), caught Red-handed (Tomato thief arrested)
I could go on
Yes, but, you mention red wine, you just know thats its made with red grapes. You dont need to be told on every bottle.
As for your other two examples, well their just silly.
12 July 2008, 03:42 PM
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Did the cat eat the bit of sausage you spat out?
no it only likes brown sauce not RED SAUCE
12 July 2008, 03:44 PM
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Now if they called it "pink" sauce, I would giggle like a schoolboy when the girl behind the counter asked me if I prefered brown or pink.
12 July 2008, 03:50 PM
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Yes, but, you mention red wine, you just know thats its made with red grapes. You dont need to be told on every bottle.
As for your other two examples, well their just silly.
How silly do the others look now?
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Yes well, you just
know that it's supposed to be tomato.
As for tomato wine - yuk
12 July 2008, 04:10 PM
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As for tomato wine - yuk
Dip your sausage sandwich in it! It's better than that 'red sauce' muck
12 July 2008, 04:58 PM
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no it only likes brown sauce not RED SAUCE
Fussy eh?
12 July 2008, 07:56 PM
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wtf i think gary is on these
12 July 2008, 08:09 PM
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wtf i think gary is on these
Is Gary the cat?
12 July 2008, 10:43 PM
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My mate see's dead people all the time
He is an undertaker though
13 July 2008, 08:07 AM
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Is Gary the cat?
No, Gary LIKES red sauce.
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