A joke for sunday.
13 July 2008, 12:05 PM
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A joke for sunday.
A bloke living in Glasgow sees an advert for a job in his local paper. The job is advertised as Glasgow based, and is as a f*nny waxer
Off he goes to ask about it. He's told that his employment will consist of inspecting women's f*nnies to see how MUCH wax to use, actual waxing, re-inspection to see that it's been done properly, with a final manual examination to check that all is smooth
, and that he will be paid £20 an hour.
"Great", he says, "I'd like to apply".
"OK", says the guy at the jobcentre, "how soon can you travel to Portsmouth?"
"Portsmouth?" responds the guy, "I thought the job was here in Glasgow?"
"Oh, it is,", says the jobcentre bloke, ..........................
"The end of the queue is in Portsmouth".
Alcazar
Off he goes to ask about it. He's told that his employment will consist of inspecting women's f*nnies to see how MUCH wax to use, actual waxing, re-inspection to see that it's been done properly, with a final manual examination to check that all is smooth
, and that he will be paid £20 an hour."Great", he says, "I'd like to apply".
"OK", says the guy at the jobcentre, "how soon can you travel to Portsmouth?"
"Portsmouth?" responds the guy, "I thought the job was here in Glasgow?"
"Oh, it is,", says the jobcentre bloke, ..........................
"The end of the queue is in Portsmouth".
Alcazar
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