strange phobia/obsession
22 August 2008, 02:28 PM
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strange phobia/obsession
I have been accused on a few occassions of having a strange phobia (it wasnt a fear, just more of a case of me not liking or being able to accept it).
Anyone on here have similar things??
Anyone on here have similar things??
22 August 2008, 02:35 PM
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Not phobias as far as I'm concerned but certain things I don't like or won't do that people find weird and might class as such.
I get accused of being "mildly" ocd about stuff if you can have such a thing. Maybe compulsive without the obsessive.
I get accused of being "mildly" ocd about stuff if you can have such a thing. Maybe compulsive without the obsessive.
22 August 2008, 02:37 PM
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Mine was quite funny, but is now dealt with......
ok, here goes..... In the past I have wanted to have serious relationships with a few women who were very nice, attractive etc.... but I always called it off when I found out that they had 'too much beef on the taco'
Crazy, I know.... but for quite a while I just couldnt not bring myself to being with someone who wasnt exceptionally tidy down there......
ok, here goes..... In the past I have wanted to have serious relationships with a few women who were very nice, attractive etc.... but I always called it off when I found out that they had 'too much beef on the taco'
Crazy, I know.... but for quite a while I just couldnt not bring myself to being with someone who wasnt exceptionally tidy down there......
22 August 2008, 02:51 PM
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Mine was quite funny, but is now dealt with......
ok, here goes..... In the past I have wanted to have serious relationships with a few women who were very nice, attractive etc.... but I always called it off when I found out that they had 'too much beef on the taco'
Crazy, I know.... but for quite a while I just couldnt not bring myself to being with someone who wasnt exceptionally tidy down there......
ok, here goes..... In the past I have wanted to have serious relationships with a few women who were very nice, attractive etc.... but I always called it off when I found out that they had 'too much beef on the taco'
Crazy, I know.... but for quite a while I just couldnt not bring myself to being with someone who wasnt exceptionally tidy down there......
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22 August 2008, 02:52 PM
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22 August 2008, 05:38 PM
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Perhaps you fussy lot would prefer a nice big **** instead
Seeing as you cant cope with varied and characterful lady bits, if its attached to a nice person, its clean and tidy then I think you should be counting yourself lucky, as in my book Fanny Phobic points the other way......
Seeing as you cant cope with varied and characterful lady bits, if its attached to a nice person, its clean and tidy then I think you should be counting yourself lucky, as in my book Fanny Phobic points the other way......
22 August 2008, 06:10 PM
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when i was growing up, my middle brother advised me that if it smells good enough to eat, then it probably is.
back on topic, i'm mildly arachnophobic [though i cannot bring myself to kill them, they have to go outside under a glass and a magazine while my skin prickles and my body hair stands on end]. apart from brussels sprouts and people who invade my space bubble without permission, that's it.
back on topic, i'm mildly arachnophobic [though i cannot bring myself to kill them, they have to go outside under a glass and a magazine while my skin prickles and my body hair stands on end]. apart from brussels sprouts and people who invade my space bubble without permission, that's it.
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bananas................hate them,think they are the most horrible looking/smelling things in the world.they are like dog poo in a skin,also people brushing their teeth......eeeergh
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22 August 2008, 06:29 PM
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Think my worst one is putting the rubbish out. I can't stand it and refuse to get the full bin liner out the bin and tie it up. I have this fear of getting mank all over my hands and being 'dirty'. Weird I know
The mrs has one too. When opening the curtains, she has to have the two tops meeting in the middle at the top (where the hooks go onto the pole in out case), regardless of how much light it blocks out in a tall thin window
We have nearly come to blows about this.
The mrs has one too. When opening the curtains, she has to have the two tops meeting in the middle at the top (where the hooks go onto the pole in out case), regardless of how much light it blocks out in a tall thin window
We have nearly come to blows about this.
22 August 2008, 06:31 PM
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Think my worst one is putting the rubbish out. I can't stand it and refuse to get the full bin liner out the bin and tie it up. I have this fear of getting mank all over my hands and being 'dirty'. Weird I know
The mrs has one too. When opening the curtains, she has to have the two tops meeting in the middle at the top (where the hooks go onto the pole in out case), regardless of how much light it blocks out in a tall thin window We have nearly come to blows about this.
The mrs has one too. When opening the curtains, she has to have the two tops meeting in the middle at the top (where the hooks go onto the pole in out case), regardless of how much light it blocks out in a tall thin window
We have nearly come to blows about this.
22 August 2008, 09:51 PM
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I cant open one window in the car.
I have to open all four, exactly the same amount, so they match and meet up nice across the B pillar, very rarely to I fully open them, usually about 2-3 inches.
Also...
When I go for a night out I line up two sets of clothes on the double bed, as though they are being worn....ie Shirt or T shirt to the top and pants or jeans to the bottom, trainers or shoes below that.
This includes everything I am going to wear, boxer's and socks included, now for the weird bit......I then place a watch with each outfit, this ritual can take upto 30-45 mins, then I go and get washed and shaved etc.
Whilst I am in the bathroom I actually believe that the clothes and chosen watch are getting acquainted.
I then finally view them, and choose which set to wear.
I thought this was a bit mad.....but now I have actually written it down, and read it back....its absolutley bizzare.
Later Yoza
I have to open all four, exactly the same amount, so they match and meet up nice across the B pillar, very rarely to I fully open them, usually about 2-3 inches.
Also...
When I go for a night out I line up two sets of clothes on the double bed, as though they are being worn....ie Shirt or T shirt to the top and pants or jeans to the bottom, trainers or shoes below that.
This includes everything I am going to wear, boxer's and socks included, now for the weird bit......I then place a watch with each outfit, this ritual can take upto 30-45 mins, then I go and get washed and shaved etc.
Whilst I am in the bathroom I actually believe that the clothes and chosen watch are getting acquainted.
I then finally view them, and choose which set to wear.
I thought this was a bit mad.....but now I have actually written it down, and read it back....its absolutley bizzare.
Later Yoza
22 August 2008, 10:04 PM
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I cant open one window in the car.
I have to open all four, exactly the same amount, so they match and meet up nice across the B pillar, very rarely to I fully open them, usually about 2-3 inches.
Also...
When I go for a night out I line up two sets of clothes on the double bed, as though they are being worn....ie Shirt or T shirt to the top and pants or jeans to the bottom, trainers or shoes below that.
This includes everything I am going to wear, boxer's and socks included, now for the weird bit......I then place a watch with each outfit, this ritual can take upto 30-45 mins, then I go and get washed and shaved etc.
Whilst I am in the bathroom I actually believe that the clothes and chosen watch are getting acquainted.
I then finally view them, and choose which set to wear.
I thought this was a bit mad.....but now I have actually written it down, and read it back....its absolutley bizzare.
Later Yoza
I have to open all four, exactly the same amount, so they match and meet up nice across the B pillar, very rarely to I fully open them, usually about 2-3 inches.
Also...
When I go for a night out I line up two sets of clothes on the double bed, as though they are being worn....ie Shirt or T shirt to the top and pants or jeans to the bottom, trainers or shoes below that.
This includes everything I am going to wear, boxer's and socks included, now for the weird bit......I then place a watch with each outfit, this ritual can take upto 30-45 mins, then I go and get washed and shaved etc.
Whilst I am in the bathroom I actually believe that the clothes and chosen watch are getting acquainted.
I then finally view them, and choose which set to wear.
I thought this was a bit mad.....but now I have actually written it down, and read it back....its absolutley bizzare.
Later Yoza
Thats easily the best so far. Not really pooftah=esque, over just plain strange dude
Sir, I salute you!
22 August 2008, 10:10 PM
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22 August 2008, 11:11 PM
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I have a phobia of telephones. Yet I use one everyday
I know why - its because evrytime it rings someone wants me to do something, and as soon as I answer I'm obliged to either commit myself or splurge out some bulls**t to fob them off.
And sadly, my bulls**tting skills are terrible unless I have at least six pints of beer inside of me.
I know why - its because evrytime it rings someone wants me to do something, and as soon as I answer I'm obliged to either commit myself or splurge out some bulls**t to fob them off.
And sadly, my bulls**tting skills are terrible unless I have at least six pints of beer inside of me.
23 August 2008, 01:58 AM
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Bottom of my feet, can't stand my feet not touching something. I've either got to have socks on, or they need to be touching the floor/settee/under the covers etc..
Touch the bottom of them and expect a good kick.
I know, I've been told enough times.
I've either got to have socks on, or they need to be touching the floor/settee/under the covers etc.. Touch the bottom of them and expect a good kick.
I know, I've been told enough times.
23 August 2008, 10:07 AM
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When kissing the misses' ***** I have to give them both the same amount of attention else I worry one will get jealous of the other. 
My brother had an obsession with having to touch things twice. And if he put something down, say onto a table, he'd make sure the noise of putting the object down would be made twice..
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My brother had an obsession with having to touch things twice. And if he put something down, say onto a table, he'd make sure the noise of putting the object down would be made twice..
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23 August 2008, 10:32 AM
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I have to put my right shoe on first, my right arm in a coat/jumper etc. first.
When I get out of the shower, I have to put on my engagement ring first, then my watch, then my right hand ring (I've never taken my wedding ring off).
When I get out of the shower, I have to put on my engagement ring first, then my watch, then my right hand ring (I've never taken my wedding ring off).