Things that go *bump* in the night...
23 August 2008, 12:30 AM
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Things that go *bump* in the night...
Every so often something a bit random happens...like 2 nekkid people running down my road at 3am ( I witnessed this as they stopped outside my drive for a bit of a breather and woke me up with their loud chatting!!)
The latest random weird thing is that it's 00:30, and someone is out mowing their back garden
WTF? Do normal sized lawn mowers come fitted with headlights these days, or is this person going to wake up tomorrow with a badly mown lawn, and flower bed?
Is it just my town thats got strange inhabitants (excluding me, of course
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What happens around your way??
The latest random weird thing is that it's 00:30, and someone is out mowing their back garden
WTF? Do normal sized lawn mowers come fitted with headlights these days, or is this person going to wake up tomorrow with a badly mown lawn, and flower bed?
Is it just my town thats got strange inhabitants (excluding me, of course
) What happens around your way??
23 August 2008, 12:37 AM
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Nowt, I live in the sticks, it's dead here. Hang on, what's that!!!!
Russling noise, oh bugger, 2 mins, better check it out. Wakes the old fella, hey get up. There is a noise outside.
He gets up, yawns wider than a hippo, WHAT!!!!!!
Looks outside, can't see anything, its dark. Oh hang on, is that a fox.
Err, no, you forgot to bring the dog in.
Panic over
Russling noise, oh bugger, 2 mins, better check it out. Wakes the old fella, hey get up. There is a noise outside.
He gets up, yawns wider than a hippo, WHAT!!!!!!
Looks outside, can't see anything, its dark. Oh hang on, is that a fox.
Err, no, you forgot to bring the dog in.
Panic over
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Nowt, I live in the sticks, it's dead here. Hang on, what's that!!!!
Russling noise, oh bugger, 2 mins, better check it out. Wakes the old fella, hey get up. There is a noise outside.
He gets up, yawns wider than a hippo, WHAT!!!!!!
Looks outside, can't see anything, its dark. Oh hang on, is that a fox.
Err, no, you forgot to bring the dog in.
Panic over
Russling noise, oh bugger, 2 mins, better check it out. Wakes the old fella, hey get up. There is a noise outside.
He gets up, yawns wider than a hippo, WHAT!!!!!!
Looks outside, can't see anything, its dark. Oh hang on, is that a fox.
Err, no, you forgot to bring the dog in.
Panic over
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23 August 2008, 07:43 AM
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it. But my parents wanted a better life for my sister and me
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23 August 2008, 08:04 AM
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I did see a chap watering his garden at 1:30 am in torrential rain last week
and last month forgot when but some woman was walking backwards for some strange reason that i do not know off
and last month forgot when but some woman was walking backwards for some strange reason that i do not know off
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my next door neighbour hammering at five in the morning. Putting decking down in his garden at five in the morning. He also does gardening in the rain, mows the lawn at half eleven at night and cuts his hedge once a week.
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Every so often something a bit random happens...like 2 nekkid people running down my road at 3am ( I witnessed this as they stopped outside my drive for a bit of a breather and woke me up with their loud chatting!!)
The latest random weird thing is that it's 00:30, and someone is out mowing their back garden
WTF? Do normal sized lawn mowers come fitted with headlights these days, or is this person going to wake up tomorrow with a badly mown lawn, and flower bed?
Is it just my town thats got strange inhabitants (excluding me, of course)
What happens around your way??
The latest random weird thing is that it's 00:30, and someone is out mowing their back garden
WTF? Do normal sized lawn mowers come fitted with headlights these days, or is this person going to wake up tomorrow with a badly mown lawn, and flower bed?
Is it just my town thats got strange inhabitants (excluding me, of course
) What happens around your way??
23 August 2008, 02:48 PM
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I have seen my (drunk) father inlaw on his garden tractor, with a cigar in his mouth and trying to hold a glass of wine, headlamps ablaze, we just caught him as it tipped him off down the embankment 
My neighbour, very keen on getting on with his extension at 5am, placing bricks silently into a skip, what woke us up was the security light going on and off !
My neighbour, very keen on getting on with his extension at 5am, placing bricks silently into a skip, what woke us up was the security light going on and off !
23 August 2008, 03:00 PM
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it's usually my cats. One of them is a heavyweight champion. So when he moves in the middle of the night, earth shakes 
The little (older in age than the fatty) one sometimes desides to sit on the shelf near my Indian drum, and flaps her head around the drum skin. That sudden drumming scares the life out of me sometimes 
The little (older in age than the fatty) one sometimes desides to sit on the shelf near my Indian drum, and flaps her head around the drum skin. That sudden drumming scares the life out of me sometimes
23 August 2008, 04:54 PM
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People on our estate wash their cars in the rain, cut their grass in the rain, or in the dark, the bloke opposite regularly stands at his window staring into ours and every morning without fail a bloody cockrel over on the other estate wakes us up at 6am loud as anything and can go on until atleast 7:30am!
and every morning without fail a bloody cockrel over on the other estate wakes us up at 6am loud as anything and can go on until atleast 7:30am!
23 August 2008, 10:38 PM
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Haha, was just going to post something similar.
When I was at college in Perth I had an escaped loony actually wake me up on a few occasions. He had a problem with the people in the house next door to where I stayed.
A few times at about midnight he would be banging on their door(I was on the second floor so could see everything). One time he was banging on the door so hard he broke the window glass. Then when the owner opened the door the nutter began squeeling like a pig. He was about 6 foot 4 as well, ******* dangerous.
When I was at college in Perth I had an escaped loony actually wake me up on a few occasions. He had a problem with the people in the house next door to where I stayed.
A few times at about midnight he would be banging on their door(I was on the second floor so could see everything). One time he was banging on the door so hard he broke the window glass. Then when the owner opened the door the nutter began squeeling like a pig. He was about 6 foot 4 as well, ******* dangerous.
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