Things you dislike about the opposite sex
24 September 2008, 09:58 AM
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Things you dislike about the opposite sex
1. They seem to think I'm psychic.
2. They smell too good.
3. When I do something wrong its my fault... when they do something wrong... oh look, its my fault again!
4. I'll do anything they say (under the thumb and loving it)
5. Lack of sporting knowledge
2. They smell too good.
3. When I do something wrong its my fault... when they do something wrong... oh look, its my fault again!
4. I'll do anything they say (under the thumb and loving it)
5. Lack of sporting knowledge
24 September 2008, 10:09 AM
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Pontificating
at 1,3,5Telling you, you can't behave "like that", but it's perfectly alright for wimmins to behave like that (add whatever you want for like that, I'm sure we all have various examples)
Telling us we cant multitask, Read Men are from Mars Women are from Venus..... why if I hear either of those one more time i'll......
They are not of the same species, I tell you
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24 September 2008, 01:37 PM
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The best bit of a b10w j0b?
10 minutes of silence.
*(Sits back and waits for the abuse for lowering the tone)*
10 minutes of silence.
*(Sits back and waits for the abuse for lowering the tone)*
24 September 2008, 02:05 PM
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1. They are psychic
2. They spend too much time spend considering appearance
3. They follow the money
Apart from that theyre almost bearable
2. They spend too much time spend considering appearance
3. They follow the money
Apart from that theyre almost bearable
24 September 2008, 03:42 PM
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Their one track mind, and their inability to cope with more than one task at a time.
^ That's men I am talking about
I take it as it is that Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. So, I think there's a huge difference between two species. We just need to learn how to get on with one another/each other etc. without disliking their odd behaviours, different intelligence levels and stuff. We shall try to learn to learn that all our lives, unfortunately
^ That's men I am talking about
I take it as it is that Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. So, I think there's a huge difference between two species. We just need to learn how to get on with one another/each other etc. without disliking their odd behaviours, different intelligence levels
and stuff. We shall try to learn to learn that all our lives, unfortunately
24 September 2008, 04:04 PM
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women..
they can give milk without eating grass
bleed for a week without being cut
and bury a stiff without using a shovel
theres one thing we can do that they can't though
pi** on a camp fire
they can give milk without eating grass
bleed for a week without being cut
and bury a stiff without using a shovel
theres one thing we can do that they can't though
pi** on a camp fire
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1) Men are NOT mind readers.
2) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3) Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4) Crying is blackmail.
5) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
10) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
11) You can either ask us to do something, OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12) Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
13) Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14) ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what Salmon is.
15) If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
16) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
17) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!
18) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or the news .
19) You have enough clothes.
20) You have too many shoes.
21) I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
(stolen from an email i was sent, but thought it so true)