Worst place for eyeing up opposite sex?
30 September 2008, 03:53 PM
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Worst place for eyeing up opposite sex?
Whats the worst or perhaps most inappropriate place for checking out the talent?
The mums at your childs school? Your childs teacher maybe?
Relatives of the "other side" during weddings, funerals, christenings etc?
Whilst on family outings to amusement parks?
Well, they are the ones I'm guilty of anyway.
Anyone else?
30 September 2008, 03:59 PM
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Weight watchers.
Only a sicko would look at women there.
30 September 2008, 04:01 PM
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Old peoples home!
30 September 2008, 04:03 PM
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Old peoples home!
I dunno, some of the carers at my Grannies home are
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Is there a bad place to eye ball a fitty?
30 September 2008, 04:11 PM
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Is there a bad place to eye ball a fitty?
The man does pose a good question here.... I say no
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Is there a bad place to eye ball a fitty?
morgue?
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What if you were a necrophiliac?
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morgue?
Even if they are still warm?
Seriously though, what if the attendant at the morgue is fit?
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morgue?
What about if she works there and is actually still walking around? OK now?
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Yeah but getting a stiffie at a stiff.... that's just wrong....
30 September 2008, 04:38 PM
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What about if she works there and is actually still walking around? OK now?
Undead? Zombie????? VAMPIRE!!!
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Undead? Zombie????? VAMPIRE!!!
At least she's guaranteed to suck you!
30 September 2008, 04:43 PM
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EDITED: That was at Tam's comment and not the Primary School one....
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...at least you get to kiss people at funerals..and not all relatives...damn rednecks.
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Primary school
Young Mums..... I see some right crackers going past when I'm on the way to work...
30 September 2008, 04:58 PM
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Sometimes the kids mates mums drop them off, some are rather nice and one I am sure posted on a Gentlemans special interest site I frequent from time to time, if its not her she has a twin sister. My missus knows my game as I generally only tear myself away from what I am doing if the nice ones are around.
Another bad place is a Lesbian club or in the vicinity of a Tranny dress shop, Bangkok can be dicey as well.
30 September 2008, 05:03 PM
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School playground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry
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Primary school
lol beat me to it, did'nt read the posts
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Young Mums..... I see some right crackers going past when I'm on the way to work...
Mmmmm, MILF's
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How about at the Sperm doner clinic...
30 September 2008, 05:25 PM
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How about at the Sperm doner clinic...
the clap clinic possibly!
30 September 2008, 05:27 PM
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in the company of your mrs ,, lol .
30 September 2008, 05:29 PM
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Another bad place is a Lesbian club
They might be bi.
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Young Mums..... I see some right crackers going past when I'm on the way to work...
A girl I 'see' on and off is 18. Her mum had her when she was 15, and is still fit now.
She has agoraphobia and I don't think she's had any male company for years; she is gagging for it. Not sure what to do tbh?
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A girl I 'see' on and off is 18. Her mum had her when she was 15, and is still fit now.
She has agoraphobia and I don't think she's had any male company for years; she is gagging for it. Not sure what to do tbh?
Walk daughter home.
Be invited in for coffee
Threesome
Take photos... lots of photos
30 September 2008, 05:48 PM
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I'll post them in the muppet room, just for you.
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should do, but I bet it's not what you
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I dunno, some of the carers at my Grannies home are
Yup, second that, some of the ones where my mum is are young, fit and friendly
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An AA meeting
The dole queue
Transvestite get together
Any Green Party Event
McDonalds
Prison
At your wedding........