Sarcastic Carrier Bags
13 October 2008, 01:01 PM
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Sarcastic Carrier Bags
Ideas on this welcome.
13 October 2008, 01:19 PM
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"my other shoes are sandals"?
13 October 2008, 01:28 PM
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"20% off when you use these bags"
13 October 2008, 01:35 PM
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"20% off when you use these bags"
Fill this bag up, get one free!
13 October 2008, 01:48 PM
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"My other bag is at home doing the dishes"
13 October 2008, 01:49 PM
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"Environmentalists can fcukoff"
13 October 2008, 01:52 PM
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"If you think this is green, you should see my $hit"
13 October 2008, 02:18 PM
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"My car puts out 400g of CO² but at least I don't use nasty plastic bags"
13 October 2008, 02:22 PM
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"I'm not a plastic bag-I'm a smug c**t who drives a Prius, buys organic, talks about my carbon footprint while still driving my stinking kids to school every morning, taking foreign holidays and raping the planet in a 1000 invisible ways. But hey, that doesn't matter cos I've got this piece of sh*t bag to offset it all"
13 October 2008, 02:22 PM
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'Use a regular carrier bag and I KILL YOU!'
13 October 2008, 02:24 PM
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"Stop reading whats on my bag you nosy ****"
13 October 2008, 02:40 PM
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"Stop reading whats on my bag you nosy ****"
My fave so far
13 October 2008, 02:50 PM
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My other bag is high-density plastic.
13 October 2008, 02:53 PM
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Fancy a tea-bagging session ?
13 October 2008, 02:56 PM
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My other sack holds my nuts!
13 October 2008, 02:58 PM
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Saw these in Cornwall - made me laugh ...
13 October 2008, 03:00 PM
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Saw these in Cornwall - made me laugh ...
OhmyGod! That's brilliant.......I want one!!
13 October 2008, 03:07 PM
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"Made from the sweat and tears of Chinese sweat-shop worker children"
13 October 2008, 03:07 PM
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"Warning, lentil eater - my farts reek"
13 October 2008, 03:09 PM
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My other bag is in my 4x4.
13 October 2008, 03:17 PM
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My other bag is in my 4x4.
With under inflated tires and a lots of junk in the boot
13 October 2008, 03:20 PM
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With under inflated tires and a lots of junk in the boot
And a wimmins driver!
13 October 2008, 03:35 PM
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And a wimmins driver!
It's the one with all the dents!
13 October 2008, 03:40 PM
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"Bag for life?... why would I want one when I've got one and she's at home"
13 October 2008, 03:43 PM
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"Made from genuine seal fur"
13 October 2008, 05:02 PM
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"Reusable bag for choking eco-muppets like yourself!"
Last edited by Janspeed; 13 October 2008 at 10:06 PM .
Reason: mental retardation spelling-wise
13 October 2008, 05:18 PM
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My other bags a checkout girl
13 October 2008, 05:44 PM
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"Made from genuine seal fur"
Is it also re-seal-able. If so, you get extra club-card points!
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13 October 2008, 06:14 PM
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"My bag's bigger than your bag"
13 October 2008, 07:45 PM
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"Made from genuine seal fur"
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13 October 2008, 01:01 PM
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