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13 October 2008, 01:01 PM
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Sarcastic Carrier Bags
Ideas on this welcome.
Thinking of getting some green cotton reusable bags and getting them printed with some sarcastic slogans for my trips to the supermarket.
Slogans so far...
"This bag might be green but I'm not"
And
"Low food miles..............X
Low air miles..................X
Local produce................X
Sustainable Goods...........X
Minimal goods packaging...X
Reusable Bag.................(tick)"
Come to mind...
Please feel free to add your own!
13 October 2008, 01:19 PM
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13 October 2008, 01:28 PM
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"20% off when you use these bags"
13 October 2008, 01:35 PM
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"20% off when you use these bags"
Fill this bag up, get one free!
13 October 2008, 01:48 PM
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"My other bag is at home doing the dishes"
13 October 2008, 01:49 PM
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"Environmentalists can fcukoff"
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13 October 2008, 01:52 PM
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13 October 2008, 02:18 PM
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"My car puts out 400g of CO² but at least I don't use nasty plastic bags"
13 October 2008, 02:22 PM
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"I'm not a plastic bag-I'm a smug c**t who drives a Prius, buys organic, talks about my carbon footprint while still driving my stinking kids to school every morning, taking foreign holidays and raping the planet in a 1000 invisible ways. But hey, that doesn't matter cos I've got this piece of sh*t bag to offset it all"
Might be a bit long but imagine the amusement when some snotbag reads the small print.
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'Use a regular carrier bag and I KILL YOU!'
13 October 2008, 02:24 PM
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"Stop reading whats on my bag you nosy ****"
13 October 2008, 02:40 PM
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13 October 2008, 02:50 PM
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My other bag is high-density plastic.
13 October 2008, 02:53 PM
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13 October 2008, 02:56 PM
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13 October 2008, 02:58 PM
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Saw these in Cornwall - made me laugh ...
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Saw these in Cornwall - made me laugh ...
OhmyGod! That's brilliant.......I want one!!
13 October 2008, 03:07 PM
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My other bag is in my 4x4.
13 October 2008, 03:17 PM
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My other bag is in my 4x4.
With under inflated tires and a lots of junk in the boot
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With under inflated tires and a lots of junk in the boot
And a wimmins driver!
13 October 2008, 03:35 PM
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And a wimmins driver!
It's the one with all the dents!
13 October 2008, 03:40 PM
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"Bag for life?... why would I want one when I've got one and she's at home"
13 October 2008, 03:43 PM
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13 October 2008, 05:02 PM
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"Made from genuine seal fur"
Is it also re-seal-able. If so, you get extra club-card points!
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